Q&A Response

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Question and Answer:

ANDY AND JO

Q - @liambumpayne

If you touch Louis one more fucking time then I will shove my foot so far up ur ass you'll see stars.

A - *can't answer because of brain damage due to beating by Ash, Liam and Harry*

ASH

Q - @kirstielovesbands

Are you gay or straight?

A - I am very much straight. Blonde bimbos only, please.

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Q - @DelilahSapphire and @BaNana_xXx_Girl362

How is prison without Lou and Harry

A - Boooooriingggg.

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ZAYN

Q - @lettucetakeachonce

The new phone, who dis?

A - Bitch I'm the one and only Zayn fucking Malik. How dare you not know!

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Q - @harryfuckingtops

Why did you rape Louis you bish?

A - Well I didn't get to in the end if I recall, Styles barged in before I could. Annoying shit head he is.

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Q - @DelilahSapphire and @BaNana_xXx_Girl362

Die

A - *roll eyes* ... *walks away*

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LIAM

Q - @thelarryship94

Hi, can we cuddle when you leave prison?

A - Sure! I would love a hug; people say I'm a cuddly puppy.

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Q - @DelilahSapphire

Can you date me?

A - Let's get to know each other first love.

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Q - @larryisthedeathofme

How is prison treating you?

A - Boring without Haz and Lou, but I might be getting early parole!

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Q - @Kirstielovebands

Are you and Ash together?

A - No way! I'm a straight man.

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NIALL

Q - @lettucetakeachonce

Bread? Bread.

A - uuugh bread? I ONCE RODE IN A BREAD VAN.

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Q - @liambumpayne

Can you be my main bitch?

A - Yes! We can be partners in crime and get matching tattoos and escape the cops and buy guns and yes!

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Q - @thelarryship94

How do you steel Nanos?

A - Don't follow my bad influence kids.

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LOUIS

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