Narrator: We return to see our heroes being threatened by some strange young girls. Seemingly harmless, the girls have kept our heroes-
Zoey: Who do you think signs your paychecks?
Narrator: ... I'm getting paid?
Lee: *quietly* Who are you calling a girl? *takes out his katana*
Narrator: *sweats nervously* Coming up on our show!
I dare all the girls to get thrown into lava and all the boys to get frozen into an iceberg in Antartica! (Including all Host and guest)
Crystal: Haven't we done this already?
Gold: Separately, yes. Even I know that. Get with the program, SSG!
Legend: *snaps fingers and transports all females into a volcano* CANNONBALL!!!
Lee: *looks at remaining people* Let's go.
Narrator: Wait, me too?
Lee: You a dude?
Narrator: ... Maybe?
Lee: *snaps fingers and transports them to the frozen wasteland*
- Five days later -
Legend: We're home~ *looks at complete empty HQ*
Crystal: Seems the boys never came back.
Moon: *sneaky grin* So glad I gave us Instant Revives.
Zoey: Yes, gamer instincts are so handy in real life.
Faitsu: Just a suggestion, but why don't we just leave the boys in Antartica?
Everyone: *intense stares*
Faitsu: O-Or not.
Blue: You hide a devious soul behind those sparkly eyes.
Crystal: You've finally gotten sick of Rakutsu.
Make silver have a meet and greet with all his fangirls. ALL OF THEM.
Aqua: Oh that is cruel.
Akina: Who did that?
- In Antartica -
Ruby: So much snow! The inspiration!
Emerald: I wish I could see something besides white.
Black: I miss White.
Red: *peers over another snow hill* What's that?
Green: A fangirl apocalypse. *points at thousands of teenage girls*
Fangirls: Silver ... Silver ...
Gold: No love for me? Where are my fangirls?
Rakutsu: Nonexistent. Is it just me, or are Silver's legions getting closer?
Fangirls: Silver ... Silver ... Silver ...
Narrator: In a scene similar to the Walking Dead, our young heroes find themselves approached by strange creatures. Will they run? Or will they fight?
Lee: Run. Run!
- Back at HQ -
Legend: Poor Lee. He's still so new at this, you know?
Admin: He's been here for like ten chapters.
Legend: Still so new. *shakes head sadly*
Moon: *grins evilly and sends a dare to Lee*
Blue: *grins evilly and sends something too*
Moon: Wait, why are you grinning?
Blue: Why are you grinning? *tilts head to the side*
Moon: You say nothing, I say nothing.
Crystal: I saw everything.
- In Antartica -
Lee: Oh no.
Rakutsu: What? Are they catching up? *looks for rabid fangirls*
Lee: No. My host senses ... They're tingling. *falls to his knees*
Red: What does that mean?!
Green: It means things are about to get worse.
Lee: Please ... Run ... I can't ... Hold it in ...
Black: We would never leave you!
Others: *shift nervously*
Emerald: Such a real shonen protagonist, huh?
Lee: I'm sorry ... I can't-
I dare everyone to go in partners (ur choice) and go in a haunted house
Lee: No! My friends, you must run!
Emerald: Where did that creepy abandoned mansion come from?
Ruby: We don't have to go inside, right? I mean-
Fangirl #1: Eee!!! Where did this flyer come from?
Fangirl #2: It says if we can take the boys' shirts, Blue will give us secretly taken photos of them!
Fangirl #3: I wanted their shirts off anyway!!
Ruby: And into the mansion we go!
Lee: *weakly* 13thLegend does not own Pokemon. Please support the original release.