Rakutsu: You're all under arrest!
Admin: Who was he again?
Pearl: Dunno.
Faitsu: W-Why are we under arrest?
Rakutsu: *points to the hosts* You're multidimensional kidnappers!
Moon: We prefer the term "borrowers of protagonists."
Gold: Stop with the big words...
Rakutsu: *points to Blue and Silver* You two are thieves!
Blue: Hey!
Green: I already tried.
Blue: Green!
Silver: You have no proof.
Gold: Yeah! I was the only witness!
Rakutsu: And the rest of you are under arrest for stealing from museums!
Yellow: But that happened before you were here! How could you know!?
Admin: How do you remember?!
Rakutsu: I have my sources!
Dia: *eating a bag of chips* Oops.
Platina: Diamond!
Crystal: But our memories were erased!
Zoey: *whistles*
Legend: Er.. Not exactly?
Crystal: C'mon!
Lee: *knocks Rakutsu unconscious* Problem solved.
Ruby: That only stalls it!
Aqua: Sheesh. *erases Rakutsu's memories* Happy?
Emerald: Very.
Lee: *drumrolls*
Dex Holders: Uh-oh.
Legend: Time for dares!
Admin: These are from mangareader4!
everyone the authors most dislike have to jump into a pool with freezing cold water and stay there for 10 minutes.green has to prank-call prof.oak.silver has to do bullfighting
Admin: All of you. Pool. Now.
Dexholders: *jump in*
-Ten minutes later-
Green: ...
Blue: Do it.
Green: *takes out phone* G-Gramps...help. T-Team Rocket...Everyone... dead...
Prof Oak: Don't worry! I'll get the police!
*line is cut*
Red: You don't think he was serious, do you?
Everyone: *stares at Rakutsu awkwardly*
Rakutsu: What?
Silver: What is a bull?
Aqua: This is a bull. *lets out three million bulls*
Silver: *runs*
Crystal: Technically, that's more than one bull.
Aqua: *tosses Crystal in with Silver*
Crystal: *runs*
Legend: You're supposed to fight them!
Crystal: You're crazy!
Silver: I agree!
Zoey: We already discussed this...
Legend: While they're running for their lives, next dares!
Moon: I dare Green and Blue to waltz to Gangdum Style.
Green: That's not possible.
Blue: Why?
Green: I don't know how to waltz.
Lee: Make something up. It's not our problem. *plays music*
Blue: Ow! My foot!
Green: ...
Blue: Gah! *falls*
Gold: *munches popcorn* Anybody else find this funny?
Dia: Popcorn ...
Ruby: Amazing what passes for entertainment these days...
Admin: I feel like we're forgetting something...
Black: Like two people getting chased by bulls?
Admin: No. Just pizza.
Dia: Pizza!
_SIRENS_
Police: Come out with your hands up!
Pearl: W-What?
Moon: How did they find us?!
White: We're saved!
Green: Gramps actually took it seriously...
Zoey: As we are experiencing
... technical difficulties we will be forced to end this at the moment.Aqua: I found the bazooka!
Admin: What are you planning to do?!
Legend: OMA! I am so sorry for not updating in a long time! I've been super busy. I'll update soon!
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Pokespe Truth or Dare
FanfictionOnce upon a time, a girl named Legend became bored. Organized chaos ensued. Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon Special, the cover, or any pictures.