Admin: *gets out of magic elevator*
Aqua: How are you?
Admin: Something's wrong here.
Aqua: Nothing. Nothing at all is wrong. Coffee?
Admin: Don't mind if-
Blue: *grabs Admin and runs to secret fort*
Admin: What happened to them?!
Gold: They became coffee zombies!
Admin: What? How?
Crystal: I don't know. If we knew, we'd be working on a cure.
Diamond: *sniffles* We already lost Platina, Pearl, Green, Silver, Yellow...
Blue: Basically anybody who drank the coffee.
Admin: This is a dare book.
Ruby: You're right! This all happened because of dares!
Admin: If Legend pops out of nowhere and says it's cause of lack of dares, I swear-
Blue: It was actually the opposite.
Legend: Time for dares!
Zoey: Admin's not here.
Legend: She's on vacation! Dares SooNaSic !
Aqua: I dare Crystal and gold to kiss in 5 minutes
Gold: *makes a kissy face*
Crystal: *punches the kissy face* It hasn't been 5 minutes!
Legend: 5 min~
Crystal: *kisses Gold*
Blue: Gold's surprisingly innocent.
Gold: Am not!
Blue: Are too!
Green: Be quiet.
Aqua: *looks at long list of dares*
Moon: There's too many! *panics*
Legend: I have the solution!
Lee: Yes! I hate coffee!
Legend: Drink it anyway!
Blue: I'm more of a tea person.
Fate: How dare you!
Aqua: In place of Admin, I'll say it. GO AWAY!!!
Coffee people: *drink coffee*
Legend: Well, see ya! *disappears*
Moon: I feel ... woozy.
Lee: Let's all be friends~
Gold: What's the matter with them?!
Coffee people: Coffee... *zombie shuffle towards them*
Everyone else: *runs*
-End Epic Flashback-