Legend: Hello, readers! We're back!
Sapphire: Shh! We're trying to listen!
Legend: Right now, we're watching Platina with $15 and the Kanto Team's dates.
Sapphire: What about 'Shh!' do you not understand?
Platina: Are these the stores where you and Dia get your commoner clothes?
Pearl: *sigh* Yes, Missy.
Diamond: My mom makes most of mine...
Platina: Oh! Your mother, Johanna?
----The Date (Movies)----
RandomGuy: Will you shut her up?
Red: What did you say?
RandomGuy: I said, shut her up. Are you deaf?
Blue: Oh, I want to see how this ends.
Green: The movie?
Blue: No, this *points to RandomGuy and Red who are arguing*. It's much more exciting.
RandomGuy: You wanna settle this with a battle?
RandomGuy: Do you know who I am? I came in 16th place in the Kanto Tournament!
Red: Do you know who I am?
RandomGuy: Ah! You're Champion Red!
Blue: Place your bets here!
Green: Of course...
*Red won, of course*
Blue: Hehe, I made a killing...
Green: Pesky woman.
Moon: How was it?
Platina: Those commoner things have no class at all! How can you shop there?!
Pearl: I feel insulted for some reason.
Dia: *munches on donut*
Moon: Did she buy anything?
Pearl: Yeah, a donut.
Platina: I do not understand how you can eat such greasy, low quality food!
Yellow: Red was amazing! He beat some guy...
Red: Sorry I ruined the date.
Blue: You didn't ruin it! It was entertaining and I made some quick cash!
Admin: Now that you're back, time for dares!
Legend: Yes, groan. Our first dares are from Bookloverfan!
I dare red and yellow to do seven minutes in heaven and for Crystal to kiss gold ( is it ok if I be there )
Legend: *makes Bookloverfan appear* Now what nickname do you want?
Bookloverfan: You're asking me?
Ruby: If more people start coming, it'll get crowded.
Emerald: No durr, Sherlock.
Moon: How 'bout BLF?
Admin: Sounds like BLT.
Admin: Do you have anything else? Anything creative?
Moon: You try making something up!
Admin: Fine then! How about Love?
Legend: Bookie's better.
Bookloverfan: I'm fine with either.
Legend: Bookie it is! Feel free to ask me to change it! Start the dares!
Red: Again, what's seven minutes in heaven?
Legend: I think it's when two people sit in a closet...
Green: You're worse then Red.
Bookie: Just do my dare! *Red and Yellow are shoved in closet*
_4 minutes later_
Red: Help! There's something wrong with Yellow!
Moon: Let's just leave them.
_2 minutes later_
White: Is that a pool of blood coming from the closet?
Legend: We really should open the door...
Moon: We can wait another minute.
_1 minute later_
Red: *comes out carrying an unconscious Yellow*
Gold: Woah, dude, you...
Red: It's not what you think! Yellow passed out!
Gold: So you did...
Red: We were attacked by monsters! You tossed us in the Pit of Despair Closet!
Black: Looks like she lost a lot of blood...
Legend: *heals* I told you we shoulda opened the door!
Yellow: What happened?
Blue: You passed out.
Yellow: I did? O////O
Legend: Now Crystal and Gold, kiss!
Gold: Don't be like that, you know you wan- *Crystal kicks Gold in the face*
Admin: Does kissing him with her foot count?
Bookie: I guess...
Legend: I do not own Pokespe. Sayounara for now, Pokefans!