Legend: *cries a billion tears*
Goldenskies171 : Hi!
Lee: This 13thLegend's friend, Goldenskies171. Legend agreed to do some advertising.
Admin: What are we, a billboard?
Zoey: *opens mouth*
Lee: She will be leaving. *pushes Goldenskies171 into the Wattpad Portal*
Tophy: Now that that's over with... *rings a giant bell*
Aqua: Time for dares!
Akina: *claps symbols*
Admin: And now we're a musical.
I dare all of the DexHolders to capture Arceus, who is really pissed at them :)
Legend: *stops crying and stares*
Zoey: No cursing! \=.=/
Gold: Arceus. Big deal.
Emerald: Yeah. Not like he's the Pokemon that created the FREAKIN' UNIVERSE.
Tophy: *hands Dia the super secret ultimate weapon*
Pearl: Don't eat it!!
Crystal: All right, rookies. Leave this to the professional. *cracks knuckles*
Moon: Like kicking Arceus in the face worked so well last time.
Blue: Leave it to the actual professionals, sweetheart. *flips hair*
Crystal: I have a license.
Blue: I have a Silver.
Silver: I better not be the bait.
Silver: Why am I the bait?!
Gold: Cause you're cute. What is wrong with me?!
Emerald: Everything. How can Crystal like you?!
Gold: *blushes* She likes me?
Green: We already covered this!
- Arceus Appears -
Diamond: *chucks Master Ball*
- Arceus was captured -
Tophy: *sips cocoa* How anticlimactic.
Candy: You planned that!
Tophy: Where's your proof?
Lee: *pats Candy's shoulder* Don't worry. We'll catch her someday.
Legend: *continues crying*
i dare for red to continue being an ana- ur something? ( i mean villian ) and yellow to turn into a polgerist ( ghost ) and start scaring every body and host into the t or d place. two random host visits N's house of terrors! gold die of perverty girls and boys and pervert version of sliver acttack crystal and blue ( what does slivery do, jump into a volcanoe! )
Akina: Ah, the silent type villain. They're pretty bad, I guess.
Red: *holds blood covered knife*
Akina: See? Totally saw that coming.
Akina: Kyaa! I saw this coming too!
Yellow: *waves arms* Boo-
~Buzzer blasts three times~
X X X
Blue: Stop. That was just horrible. Where did you even get the guts to stand here and do that in front of us?
Rakutsu: *sips soda* Very flat. Not to mention cliche.
Soul: I think it was very brave to get up here on this stage and do that. Take a few acting classes-
Blue: And fake blood!
Soul: - and you might actually have something. But you'll have to get rid of the see-through thing.
Rakutsu: It's really cliche.
Yellow: Uh .. sure. *floats away with the Drifloon*
Red: *blows up stage*
Blue: She did have great special effects.
Ruby: Why wasn't I a judge?! I have actual contest experience!
Zoey: Reasons and ... more reasons.
Moon: You're not super nice, super mean, or super funny. You have zero judge potential.
= At N's House of Terrors =
N Voiceover: And here is the environment being impacted by humanity's pollution. A disgusting sight.
Admin: *wakes up* Did something happen?
N Voiceover: Now we have a picture of a once beautiful meadow now covered in concrete...
= After =
Lee: We actually paid thirty dollars to see that.
~ The Unspeakable Happens To Gold ~
Moon: *brings him back to life*
~ The Unspeakable Happens To Silver ~
Blue: Silver, you know I love you, right?
Blue: I just- *sighs* Crystal!
Crystal: *kicks Silver into volcano* You were a good friend!
Candy: *fires gun*
Thanks for using my dares. I dare the dexholders to react to the first episode of Attack on Titan
Legend: *hugs pokemonlover2* I love you!!!
_FIRST EPISODE_ (+ EPISODE 2 and 3)
Crystal: It's a giant metaphor!
Green: Decent animation.
Blue: Aw, Armin's so cute~
Ruby: I like the uniform.
Sapphire: Ya wouldn't last a day.
Emerald: 3DMGs ...
Yellow: Titans probably need a little love. Then we can all be friends!
Hange: Yes! I should try that!
Red: Who're they? They look a little familiar.
Aqua: *sips slurpee* Second arc folk.
Admin: *sends Levi and Hange to Wall Rose* NO SPOILERS!!!!!
Lee: Sorry. That's all for now.
Legend: I'll try to update later this week!
Admin: And if we don't ...
Legend: We'll do another super duper extra long chapter!
Lee: AKA, The EXTRA EXTRA (WE'RE SORRY) CHAPTER.
Moon: See ya!