How to Survive South Park

Telepathic Titans

A guilty look spreads across her face.

"We've kind of been drifting apart again lately. With me going on these missions with you guys and Stan becoming closer than ever with Kyle and Cartman since Kenny left them, it was only a matter of time really. It's not his fault, we both just wanted different things in the end." Kenny and I now have our own looks of guilt on our faces.

"Hey, it's okay. I was the one who asked to join you guys in the first place and Kenny, it's up to you who you want to be friends with. Things like that should never be forced on someone and the same goes for relationships, LISA!" She growls that last part and Kenny snickers again.

"How did you know about the Miss Ellen thing? Did Bebe tell you? I only told her and Kyle." She asks and looks like she's about to cry. I guess that's still a major sore spot for her.

"I found out through my own methods and I'm not scared or angry at you for it. That was like 20 years ago. What I am angry at you for is that earlier stunt. When I'm ready to get into relationships, I'll let you know but don't try and force that onto people.

Remember the whole 'Stupid Spoiled Whore' thing? (A/N: Season 8's "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset") You were acting like those girls did back then, Wendy. I know you're better than that."

The regret rolls in like a tidal wave and she begins to cry with me (after sighing) then getting on my knees and hugging her after removing the binds. She hugs me back and we just sit there in silence for a bit besides some light crying from her but I suddenly feel something foreign enter me.

"YOU'RE SERIOUSLY BACKING OUT NOW?! FINE, I'LL JUST HAVE HIM TO MYSELF THEN!" Shit, I forgot about the spirit.

"Gah, hey! No outsiders allowed in here!"

Kenny's POV:

Dovah falls back and starts rolling around while clutching his head. Oh, that can't be good.

"DOVAH!" Wendy shrieks as she runs over to comfort him.

"Hold on dude, you can fight it! You have Netherborn and Satanic energy plus a whole arsenal of other powers in you, there's gotta be some way to get that spirit out!"

"ANY SUGGESTIONS BESIDES "SOME WAY" WOULD BE NICE! ALSO, YOU STILL LOOK RIDICULOUS!"

"Nope." I retort, popping the "p" like the child I am. "I look fashionable. " I proceed to do the jazz hands and Dovah looks like he's going to willingly let the ghost girl take over just so he doesn't have to look at me anymore.

"At least he isn't wearing socks with sandals." Wendy comments.

I gasp theatrically at this before hissing, "I would never wear such a thing! I'm not a heathen!"

"GUYS!!!"

"Alright! Jeez, I'm thinking."

"CAN'T YOU USE YOUR 'MAGICAL GIRL' POWERS OR SOMETHING?!?"

"I'm a Japanese Princess, not a Magical Girl. You of all people should know this, Dovah."

A green flash of light suddenly appears in the sky.

"Huh. What are the fucking odds?"

Timmy's POV:

Zarganor descends onto Earth but not at the dock we're at. He lands somewhere back in camp which is odd since I don't know of anything that could have brought about that change.

I suddenly feel his presence try to prod my mind and I immediately expel it. Nathan and Mimsy aren't so lucky as their eyes start to glow green soon after. I knock them out the second their eyes glow green.