How to Survive South Park

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Kenny's POV:

So good news and bad news. The good news is Dovah didn't let his dick control him in the end and sneak attacked Leslie. Bad news is the sneak attack failed and Dovah just got sent flying.

"Ok, that was unexpected. But you're still surrounded." I power up into Grim Fate and everyone starts to surround her. It apparently took a few good punches from PC Principal to take her down originally so all of us here should be overkill.

"We know a-a-all about the ads, Leslie. We have more than enough proof to make the world aware of ads like you. Face it, you're kinda f-f-fucked right now."

"You say I've been defeated? That I've lost?" Guns are loaded and everyone is ready to rumble.

"How can you kill something that ë̴̯́́̔x̸̼͊̈ị̸͍̩̈́̔̅s̶͙͓̏ť̴͖̭̚͠s̵͚̽̏̕ ̵͍̓͂ḛ̷͚̎̎͝v̷̧͎͂͆ë̵̙́̽ȓ̴̮͛͗ỵ̶̍̉͜͜w̵͙̬̕͜ĥ̶̩͂̆e̷̫͋̇r̶͖͆̊͘ḙ̷͔̹̓̇?̷̻̙̗̀̎̃ ̴̯͂T̷̈͜h̷̼̲́ḁ̴͌͜͝ť̶͍̟ ̶̼̋i̶̩̾s̴̺͉̽͝ ̴͖̘̝͋̊p̸̧͖͉̈͋͊a̷̖͔̳͗̑̚r̸͕̎̀͝t̶̤͌ ̷͉̫̓o̶͖̽̑f̸͖͗͜ ̸̢̥̳̈́y̸͉̼̆̾͝ơ̷̫͗͠u̵̱̺͚͛͊̍r̴̳̮̎̕͠ͅ ̵̙̂r̴̲͓̦̚ȩ̴̣̃̑̀â̵̤̺͑̒l̸͇̊̓̔ǐ̷̢̜̬̈͒t̶͙̪̥͂͝y̸̯͓͋̇?̶̭͖͕͑̉ ̷̟̚H̷̞̿̾ő̷̗̫̅̆ẅ̷̭̲́͝ ̴͉̜̟͛c̷̗̆̾͗ā̵͉̻̳n̷͙̹̗̒́ ̴̰̤̳̊̈́̏y̶̰̖͎͐͋o̸̹̩̚͘ü̵̬̚ ̷̘̳̋̈̃r̵̠͖̽̈́̑ỉ̸̖͍̇d̴̼̚ ̶̻̎p̸̼͆̄u̶͈̺̬̚r̷̩͎͕̍e̶̳̒̇̉͜ ̵̼͖̗̕̚ḡ̵̭̮ṛ̵͍͊̅ę̵̠̊̃͜͝ḛ̶͕̙̏d̸͎̳̀̓̒ ̴̜̐a̶̹͙̲͋ṇ̸͓͐͝ͅd̸̜̏̉ ̷̘̺̄́̇d̶̹͚͇̉̈́̓e̸̼͚̖͊́͝s̵̹͉̙͐̐͝ǐ̸̪̬͉̓r̷̺̽̅e̵̡͈̋ ̴̢̘̝͒f̶͙̣͍̎͌͌r̶̥͝o̵̯͊͝m̴̢̜͉̀ ̸͇͒ͅy̵̛̼͕̠ö̵͉̹͖̾̊ṷ̵̜͍̀͆̋r̷̡̯͓̀ ̵̩̀̈́h̸̢̯̖̓ë̶̺̣́̃̏ä̸̠͇̞́́r̵̳͔̞̓̉̔t̵̼̏?̶̱̚͜ ̶͌͝ͅH̴̞̮̹̔̌̀ô̴̱ẁ̵͉̼ ̷̦̺̂́̄ç̵̘͋̆ą̶̜̗̓̆n̵̟̮͌ ̶̼̜̆̐͘y̷̨̝̍ǫ̴͈͚̓͗u̷̜͒͝ ̸̛̟̿͋r̸͙͊͠e̸̢͓̦͛̈́ḿ̸̡̗͓͘ȍ̶̫̣̓̉v̷̩̈́̔ĕ̴̦̮ ̵̧͚͗̉į̴̏͋t̸̮͂͆̐ ̶̬̤̥̏͑f̴̩͙̔r̷̺̪̱̐̿ơ̴̢̫̓̓m̵̬̩̱̅͋ ̸̨͈͂͜ỹ̴̹̝͈͌̽o̸͚̖͋̓ŭ̷̧̲̿r̶̻̩̕ ̶̖̼͙̔́̚m̸͉̈́̓̔ȉ̵̢̝ǹ̴̦d̵̫̺͈̃̑?̵̨̐ ̴̱̗͕́̐I̴̦̜͆͐'̵̟͊͐l̶̡͊͆̐ͅl̶̨̊̏͝ ̵̩̃̏t̶̹͋e̶̺̰̔̓͝l̴̙̿ͅl̴̼̏ ̶̬̿ỹ̶̫o̸̞̻̳͐͑u̴̜͓̭̽̈́͐ ̷̨̛ţ̴͙̺̓̎ĥ̶̹͉̫̾̈́i̴͙̗͙͛̓s̷̡̋...̷̘͓́̕ ̵̗͎̩͋̐̌W̵̡͑̏͝e̸̫͌͐'̷͙̺̀͝v̷̝̑e̴̮̿̈́̋ ̷̨̤͇́́͂ò̸͉̍n̷̜̮̗͗̓̎ḽ̵̦͆͘̚y̴͎̗̔ ̷̢̧̐̒͐͜j̸̡̛͎̈́͋ȕ̷͈̇s̴̝̓̔ẗ̴̫̓͌ ̷̯̔́b̷̫̠̖̉͊̌ḙ̸̤̭̈ǧ̴̡̖͝u̴̳̦̐̀͜ṇ̸̚.̵̛̮̮͓"̸̢̹͖͝

Suddenly, countless people who are likely sentient ads start to fire their weapons everywhere and everyone else retaliates. Garrison and his group open fire at Leslie but a bubble-like shield suddenly appears that deflects them all.

'The hell? Since when could it do that?'

"I have to thank you, Kenny. You, Timmy, and Dovah showed the ads how far humans can grow. How much resistance we should prepare to face. In light of this, I've been given some... upgrades."

She then charges at Garrison's group, sending them flying with punches and kicks. I use a dark whisper to pull her towards me but she uses the increased momentum to kick me right in the chest. I'm sent hurtling back and fire a blast of flames which she summons a reflector shield to send right back at me.

I crash into a wall and barely get a dire shroud up in time to defend but I still take some damage. Of course this wouldn't be easy. It never is. Good thing we prepared in advance.

"The alien technology present at the base Dovah showed me was quite helpful. While I now doubt it was your main facility, it still gave the ads the tools needed to grow even further."