[Quick Travel] The Villain's Whitewashing Method

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    【substitute? ] Jia Yang leisurely said: [Do you also play doubles in the system world? How to replace? I remember that your system is not all white? 】

    The system snorted coldly and said: 【Of course it's different, just like you human beings, don't they all have the same nose and two eyes? Our system decides whose data is the neatest and most beautiful. ]

    After finishing speaking, the system added triumphantly: [And in the last general election, I stood out and was selected as the general grass! ]

    [...]

    The system seems to have thought of something again, and suddenly became sad again: [Unfortunately, I am so beautiful and still have a scumbag on me. I don't know if it will have a conscience and give me more breakup fees based on this. 】

    The corners of Jia Yang's mouth twitch slightly: 【How did it scum you? How do you know that you are a stand-in? Did you see that Bai Yueguang? ]

    The system shook its head, and then it whispered: [No, but when it was stamped a while ago, it actually called me by the wrong name! ]

    [0321 can also be called wrong? 】The system is probably really scumbag.

    Jia Yang thought gloatingly.

    The system said: [No, 0321 is my number, my name is not this. 】

    Ja Yang immediately became interested when he heard the words. He had been with the system for so long and didn't even know the real name of the system.

    So Jiayang said: [Then what is your name? ]

    [My name is too long, I'm afraid you won't remember it. 】

    Jayang:【It's okay, just tell me. ]

    Seeing that Jia Yang insisted, the system entered his name into Jia Yang.

    At that moment, Jiayang was almost paralyzed. He looked at the dazzling variety of characters in front of him, and his eyes were almost blind.

    He closed his eyes fiercely, and said: 【Stop! 】

    The system stopped.

    Jia Yang slowed down for a while, and when his mind was no longer so buzzing, he said: 【...This is your fucking name? 】

    [Yes, my name is composed of 135 million code characters. It turned out that it called one of my numbers wrong. Do you think I was scumbag? 】The system said.

    Jia Yang: […] Thanks to the system, if it were him, he wouldn't even remember it.

    Jia Yang was silent for two seconds, and then said: [Then you broke up? ]

    [Yes. 】

    【Didn't it explain it to you? ]

    [No, not only no, but also coldly asked me to call it by name! How can I listen to it? So I walked away. As a result, it despicably withdrew all the data bath funds it ordered for me. 】The system said in pain.

    Gayan was silent.

    He picked up the teapot and poured himself a cup of tea, and said while pouring: [I guess, you didn't remember its name. ] This sentence is not an interrogative sentence but an affirmative sentence.

    The system paused and said: [Yes. 】

    Very good.

    Worthy of being his son.

    Seeing that Jia Yang didn't speak, the system couldn't help saying: [Can I lend my points now? I owe a lot of points, and if I don't make it, I will go to the system court, and I will definitely be sent to prison by that scumbag judge who avenged his personal revenge. 】