Well Fu-

A Much Needed Explanation

This is a chapter that was deleted by Wattpad that I had to remake from scratch. So if you saw that I published a new chapter, just know that this is just me recreating an old chapter and has nothing to do with where we currently are in the story.

"That'd just be preposterous. Ludicrous. A little goofy if I will"

'If I could do those things, wouldn't that troll have told me? Seeing as the only thing he seems to want is chaos, wouldn't telling a random stranger they can bend reality before sending them to a different world be the perfect way to cause it?'

You shook your head, clearing it of the numerous theories that wanted to surface.

'You know what? After everything I've been through, I think I should take a break and review'

You looked towards the stack of papers on a side of the table, with only a single paper next to them.

'Awwww he saved it. I thought I saw it when I first woke up here after my fight with Rose, but it's good to know I didn't lose this'

Taking the paper, you looked over it.

Goals

1. Smash Catwoman, goal #6 is actually goal #2
2. Find the Troll
3. Tell the world Ja-Joker is dead, is kinda a wildcard since I can do it anytime
4. Look at goal #5
5. Try to survive, actually goal #1
6. Get back home

Your smile slowly withered away as you looked at the list of goals you set yourself, and how not close you were to completing them.

'I.....I guess I can cross off #3? The world CLEARLY KNOWS so I guess that's a goal completed? Yay?'

Doing as you said you would, you crossed out your third goal.

'I've been doing a shit job at goal #5 that's actually goal #1. And I'm no closer to getting back home or finding that stupid little troll. Not to mention I'm still not close to smashing Catwoman, which is the biggest let down of the list'

'You know what, maybe I did well on the other page'

Flipping the page over, you were not meant with the resists you wanted.

People I Should Not Try Any Funny Shit With

1. Deathstroke
2. Any of Batman's Rose Gallery, they all crazy sons of a bitches
3. League of Assassins
4. Any of Supermans enemies, they all overpowered sons of a bitches
5. Raven, if I mess with her father dearest will squash me
6. Black Canary, I don't want to go deaf, although I could probably survive even if I was.
7. Reverse Flash, pretty sure I could shoot him even if he was running but you never know when he could do something like "It was me Y/N, I"- stop thinking about it.
8. Avoid Deathstroke
9. Avoid Deathstrokes daughter
10. Aquaman, the man can summon SHARKS, I'M NOT FIGHTING SHARKS FOR A FITH TiME
11. Deathstroke
12. Jesus, you never know when he might finally fight me once more.
13. A certain Jason Todd, the man has no filter
14. Amanda Waller/Suicide Squad

'This..................HOW COULD I BE SO BAD AT STICKING TO THE RULES I SET FOR MYSELF?!?'

You wanted to slowly wither away and die. But that would mean failing at goal #1.

'I haven't encountered Deathstroke which is good. I'm somehow roommates with Hugo Strange so I failed at not encountering any of Batman's Rose? Rogue? gallery. Thank god I haven't met anyone from the League of Assassins. I fought Livewire so I failed at not encountering a Superman enemy. I met Raven. Haven't met Canary. Punched the shit out of Reverse Flash. Kissed Deathstroke's daughter. Thankfully haven't met any more sharks. Jesus is still being a coward. Jason is off somewhere. And I almost fucking died to the Suicide Squad'