Newbie in the Group Chat

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Widow Queen 👑
Spidey Boy 🕸
America's Ass 🇺🇲
20/20 👀
Newbie 🌪
Tin Man 🚀
Green Giant 🦖
Lightning Rod ⚡
Raging Witch 🔥
Pirate Man 👁
Know It All 🌍
Gold Horn 🔱
Wing Man 🦅
Twitter Stan ❕

🅰️ Idiotic Maniacs 🅰️

Tin Man 🚀: I'm adding the newbie folks!!

Tin Man 🚀 added Newbie 🌪 to the chat

Raging Witch 🔥: Who even is the newbie?!

Spidey Boy 🕸: WAIT OMG IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS?!??

Lightning Rod ⚡: I think so actually

Gold Horn 🐏: Oh damn the one and only!

Widow Queen 👑: Um excuse me? Some of us still don't know who the newbie is!

Raging Witch 🔥: Exactly what Scar said!

Spidey Boy 🕸: Y'ALL IT'S FUCKING Y/N!!!!

America's Ass 🇺🇲: Language.

Wing Man 🦅: The grandpa is alive ladies and gents! But wait for real, Y/N?!?

Raging Witch 🔥: Y/N?

Widow Queen 👑: Umm yeah who's that?

Spidey Boy 🕸: SMH at y'all oh my gosh!

Spidey Boy 🕸: The one and only Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N

Spidey Boy 🕸: The one and only Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N

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Widow Queen 👑: Oh shit damn 😍

Raging Witch 🔥: Is it hot in here or is it just me? 😍😍

America's Ass 🇺🇲: I can't deny that 😍😍😍

20/20 👀: Y'all are creeps

Tin Man 🚀 : I mean she is beautiful

Wing Man 🦅: Is she single though?

Twitter Stan ❕: Seriously Mackie?

Pirate Man 👁: I feel like I'm babysitting all of you.

Wing Man 🦅: Just shooting my shot, what's wrong with that?? She a hot tamale

Green Giant 🦖: Are y'all forgetting that she's been added in the chat already?

Know It All 🌍: Probably already read all of this.

Gold Horn 🔱: What an amazing first impression to the group. Oh dear, I need my tea.

Newbie 🌪: I would appreciate it if I wasn't looked at like I'm some kind of meat, Mackie.

Widow Queen 👑: LMAOOOOO

20/20 👀: I CHOKED

Spidey Boy 🕸: LOL MACKIE 😆 IM DEAD

Wing Man 🦅: Shut your mouth spidey boy before I shut it for you.

Newbie 🌪: No need to bully the child. Plus he has more of a chance at shooting his shot than you Wing Man. But I ain't here to catch a case so.

20/20 👀: Shit, I like you 😂😂

Spidey Boy 🕸: I feel offended but honored at the same time. Like how?

Tin Man 🚀 : Smell the silent judgment Mackie?

Wing Man 🦅: Yeah whatever.

Newbie 🌪: Aww he's sensitive.

America's Ass 🇺🇲: Well if that's a no to Mackie, who's it a yes to then y/n?

Newbie 🌪: Miss Olsen. I would also say Johansson but she's engaged so.

Raging Witch 🔥: Stop it! I'm blushing.

Gold Horn 🔱: Behave lil Olsen.

Widow Queen 👑: Hey, my fiancée should feel threatened, I'll tell you that.

Newbie 🌪: I'd love to see you blush in person Olsen. And Johansson, that's an honor.

Twitter Stan ❕: So basically all the women here are only after each other?? Fellas we're doomed.

Newbie 🌪: Well lucky for your asses, there's such thing as Raya or Tinder or even Bumble. I'll even fill in your bios for y'all!

Wing Man 🦅: You're on thin ice newbie.

Newbie 🌪: Damn you are sensitive 🥺 It's okay, you'll grow some balls soon.

Pirate Man 👁: I'm sensing the Fallon/Jade West attitude come out of you.

Know It All 🌍: In the lighter side, I can't wait to see you tomorrow at the table read y/n!

Lightning Rod ⚡: See what's all the hype in person!

Newbie 🌪: More like see Lizzie blush in person!

Raging Witch 🔥: Take me out on a date first!

Newbie 🌪: Okay then, Elizabeth Olsen, would you please go out on a breakfast date with me tomorrow morning?

Raging Witch 🔥: I would love to.

Newbie 🌪: I'll pick you up at 6:30 am lovely.

20/20 👀: Mackie you don't got game like that.

Gold Horn 🔱: He can never.

Widow Queen 👑: I'm still waiting for you to ask me out on a date y/n.

Raging Witch 🔥: Back off Scarlett. Mine.

Spidey Boy 🕸: Okay ... but Lizzie already has a boyfriend.

Wing Man 🦅: Ouff.

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