The "F" Word- Romeo, Elmer

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Elmer walked into the kitchen, grabbing the spaghetti from last night. They opened the lid of the Tupperware and placed it in the microwave. They grabbed a cup and reopened the refrigerator.

Romeo skipped into the kitchen, grabbing a cup that was conveniently above the utensil drawer.

Elmer looked behind him. "Hey, Rome, could you grab me a fork?"

Romeo gasped dramatically, dropping the plastic cup to the floor. "I can't believe you just said the "F" word."

"I didn't-"

"Oh my, God", Romeo yelled, rolling his eyes dramatically. "I can't believe it. I don't want to hear it! I'm telling your boyfriend!"

Romeo ran away, his stomping feet being heard from upstairs.

Elmer stood up straight and rolled their eyes. "If you didn't want to get me a fork, just say that", they muttered to themself as they walked over to the microwave, grabbing their spaghetti and fork. "Dang."

They heard a loud scream from upstairs. "OH MY, GOD! ELMER!"

Elmer dropped their fork and spaghetti. They stared at hit on the floor, sighing exasperatedly.

I might have to kill him, they thought, looking at the ruined spaghetti.

They threw their head back, looking back at the spaghetti.

Nah, they decided, grabbing towels. I'd miss Albert in prison too much.

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