Glee - The Adventures Continues Book 2

Much Better Than You And Big Ass Heart

At McKinley In The Choir Room

The brothers were in front, with the band playing the song they made together. Will watches his sons with a little smile.

Jamey and Sebastian
I am so much better
Then you at everything

Jamey points at Finn who plays the drums very loudly.

Jamey (Sebastian)
You put on pants one leg at a time
But I'm already wearing pants
(And they're perfectly tailored)

Sebastian sings while going down looking at Jamey's pants.

Sebastian
You get your baked
Goods from the mall

Sebastian sings while standing up.

Sebastian 
But all of mine
They come from France

Jamey
That's a country in Europe
From a shop you'll never find

Jamey and Sebastian
We, we were born
To be different
I mean literally, when
I was born
I got more than you were given

Sebastian walks over to Artie.

Sebastian
So it's not my fault
You can't be mad when I say

Sebastian sings and he runs back to his brother while Puck stands up and picks up his guitar and starts playing it.

Jamey and Sebastian
I am so much better than you at everything, everything
I am so much better
Than you at everything
Everything

Sebastian walks over to Artie and Mike.

Sebastian
You look into your mirror
But my mirror only looks at me

Jamey
My mirror wants to bone me
But it can't 'cause it's a mirror

Jamey sings making everyone laugh while Will puts his face in his hands trying to stop laughing at the words. Sebastian stands up and he does push-ups with Jamey's foot on his back.

Jamey (Sebastian)
You keep on doing push-ups
While I get buff eating mac 'n' cheese
(With overpriced lobster and truffle 'cause I'm worth it)

Jamey takes Sebastian's hand and pulls him up.

Jamey and Sebastian (Sebastian)
Some people say
I'm a genius
(Which comes from the Greek word for Latin)
And other people will say
Yeah, they're right, I'm in fact a fuckin' genius
(I'm not saying I'm a god, but I'm not saying I'm not a god)

Everyone stands up and cheer for them while Will sits down.

Jamey and Sebastian
I am so much better than you at everything, everything
I am so much better than you at everything, everything

Jamey
And even when you sneeze
God blesses me, He blesses me

Jamey sings while everyone claps slowly.

Sebastian
And even when you sneeze
God blesses me
He blesses me
He blesses me

Sebastian holds his note making everyone cheer for him.

Jamey and Sebastian
I am so much better than you at everything, everything
I am so much better than you at everything, everything

Sebastian
And it's not that I'm superior
It's just that you're inferior

Jamey
You can try and try, but
Trying's useless, just give up
You know the truth is

Jamey and Sebastian
I am so much better than you at everything, everything
Everything

The song ends and everyone cheers for the brothers. "I need to learn that song." Puck said to himself. "Boys." Will said making the brothers look at him. "Great song..." Will said and Jamey cuts him off. "But..." Jamey said to him. "Not what we are looking for." Will said to them. "Okay, but it's a good song." Sebastian said to everyone who cheers. "Okay...Okay..." Will said walking over to the brothers and pushes them to their seats. "Who is next?" Will asks them while the brothers share a high five. "Uh, Mr. Schue I wrote a song too. I wrote it for Lauren. I-I know that when I sang "Fat Bottomed Girls" it might have hurt her feelings a little bit but, I think this makes up for it. It's got a bit of a rock-a-billy feel so it'd give us an edge this weekend." Puck said to him. "All right. Show us what you got." Will said to him and he walks to his seat while Puck walks to the front. "It's called Big Ass...Heart." Puck said to them and the band starts playing.

Puck
My girl went to the doctor
Cause her heart had
Palpitations
He said cut the carbs
Or else she'd end up pushing up Carnations
She stepped up on the scale
And the doctor said, "Oh Lordy"
If you don't drop a few girl
You won't make it past age forty

My girl said
"Hey lookie, on that fancy x-ray chart"
Said the doctor
"Holy hell that's one G.D. big ass heart"

I'm telling you my friend
My girl's got a big ass heart

While Puck sings everyone starts dancing to the song.

Puck
When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart
That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest
And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest

I love that big ass heart
So much I think it isn't fair
Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs
So sick with love
I think I'm coming down with rickets
When that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets

Oh, that big ass heart
Oh, that big ass heart

The song ends and everyone cheers for him. "All right guys, well let's uh let's make Puck's song a contender but I don't totally think we're there yet." Will said to them while standing up. "So, everyone look at your rhyming dictionaries, and let's work on banging out some songs that rock." Will said to them.