Glee - The Adventures Continues Book 2

Fat Bottomed Girls (P.Y.T)

Later At McKinley 

In The Choir Room

Everyone was with Puck in front with his guitar. Puck walks over to the boys and stands in front of them.

New Directions Boys
Ooohhh
You gonna take me home tonight
Ooohhh
Down beside that red firelight
Ooohhh
You gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Puck nods Sebastian to pick up a guitar and Sebastian walks over to one while Puck looks at Lauren.

Puck
Hey
I was just a skinny lad

Puck sings looking at her making everyone turn to Lauren.

Puck
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before
I left my nursery, huh

Kurt and Jamey look at Lauren and back at each other.

Puck
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman
You made a bad boy out of me

Puck walks over to Sebastian who was playing the guitar.

Puck
I've been singing with my band

Puck sings to him and he walks over to Lauren while everyone was liking the song.

Puck
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy
On the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them
Lardy ladies every time
C'mon

Puck sings while sitting next to Lauren.

New Directions Boys
Ooohhh
Wont you take me home tonight?
Ooohhh
Down beside that red firelight

Sebastian and Sam share a smile at each other.

New Directions Boys
Ooohhh
And you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Jamey pulls Kurt into his arms and kisses Kurt's cheek.

New Directions Boys
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Puck
Get on your bikes and ride

Puck sings and Brittany sits down on Artie's lap. As everyone stands up and dances to the song.

Puck
Ooohhh yeah, ohh yeah
Them fat bottomed girls
(New Directions Boys: Fat bottomed girls)
Yeah yeah yeah, alright
Ride em' cowboy
(New Directions Boys: Fat bottomed girls)
Yes yes

The song ends and everyone cheers for him while Puck looks at Lauren. Mike and Artie go to the front as Puck sits down. "This is for our girlfriends." Artie said to them as the band starts playing the song.

Artie with New Directions harmonizing
You know, you
You make me feel
So good inside
heh
I always wanted a girl like you
Such a P.Y.T, Pretty Young Thing
oh!

Artie
Where did you come from, baby?

Artie sings while wheeling over to Sebastian who was still playing the guitar.

Artie
And, ooh, won't you take me there?
Right away, won't you, baby?
Tendoroni, you've got to be
Spark my nature, sugar
Fly with me

Artie with New Directions harmonizing
Don't you know
Now is the perfect time?
We can make it right
Hit the city lights
Then tonight ease the lovin' pain
Just let me take you to the max

Mike walks over to Artie and wheels him in front of their girlfriends.

Artie (New Directions)
I want to love you (P.Y.T)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll take you there, oh, ooh
I want to love you (P.Y.T)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll take you there

New Directions
Anywhere you wanna go
(Artie: Yes, I will)

Artie
Nothin' can stop this burnin'
Desire to be with you
Gotta get to you, baby
Won't you come, it's emergency
Cool my fire yearnin' honey,
Come set me free

Artie with New Directions harmonizing
But don't you know
Now is the perfect time?
We can dim the lights
Just to make it right
In the night, hit the lovin' spot
I'll give you all that I've got

Artie (New Directions)
I want to love you (P.Y.T)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll take you there
I want to love you (P.Y.T)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll take you there

Artie sings while Jamey pulls Kurt into his arms while Sebastian smiles at Sam as he plays his guitar.

Artie
Pretty Young Things
Repeat after me
Say Na Na Na
(New Directions: Na Na Na)
Na Na Na Na
(New Directions: Na Na Na Na)
Na Na Na
(New Directions: Na Na Na)
Say Na Na Na Na Na
(New Directions: Na Na Na Na Na)
Oh, I'll take you there
Take you there

Artie (New Directions)
I want to love you (P.Y.T)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll take you there
Take you there, take you there
I want to love you (P.Y.T)
Pretty Young Thing
You need some lovin' (T.L.C)
Tender Lovin' Care
I'll Take You There
Take you there, ooh

Tina and Brittany walk over to their man.

Artie (New Directions)
Ooh! (P.Y.T)
Oh, baby (T.L.C)
Oh, baby
Oh, darling
Ooh, you know
I think it would be real nice if we (P.Y.T)
You and I could
Uh, just get together (T.L.C)
You're such a P.Y.T to me
Pretty Young Thing
Oh, baby
Oh, baby
Oh, darling (P.Y.T)
Oh, baby (T.L.C)

The song ends and everyone cheers for them as Brittany sits down on Artie's lap. "That's my man and his legs don't work." Brittany said to them. "Tenderoni!" Finn yelled at them. "I'm so in love, I may just start crying." Tina said to them and she kisses Mike. Mike and Artie leave the front leaving Tina in front. "This is for you, Mike. Happy Valentine's Day." Tina said to him and the piano starts playing while Sebastian sits down next to Sam.

Tina
My funny Valentine... 
Sweet, comic Valentine... 
You make me smile
With my heart

Tina looks down starting to cry a little.

Tina
Your looks are laughable... 

Tina sings as her voice starts breaking.

Tina
Unphotographable... 

Tina starts crying making everyone look at her not knowing what to do.

Tina
Yet you're my favorite
Work of art

Tina cries making Sam put his head on Sebastian's chest.

Tina
Is your figure less than Greek? 
Is your mouth a little weak? 
When you open... 

Kurt looks at Jamey, not into the song that Tina was singing.

Tina
...are you smart? 
Stay, oh, oh, God, Valentine... 

Tina sings while going on the floor. 

Tina
Stay... 

Mike walks over to Tina.

Tina
Every day is Valentine's Day
When I'm with you.

"I'm so overcome with love." Tina said to them while crying. "Okay. Wow, that was...powerful." Will said to them. "Almost too powerful." Jamey said to him as Tina cries in Mike's arms. "I love you, Mike." Tina said to him.