Glee - The Adventures Continues Book 2

Only Child And Trouty Mouth

At McKinley In The Choir Room

Everyone was working on a song. "All right guys, let's hear it for our first songwriting seminar." Will said handing everyone a book. "I have a song." Rachel said making everyone look at her. "Okay..." Will said and Rachel walks to the front. "You guys may cry." Rachel said to them and the piano starts playing.

Rachel
You've got just one egg
You're not going to
Make an omelet

Rachel sings making everyone look at her not knowing what to do.

Rachel
Flying just one way
You're not going to
Make a jet set

"What?" Kurt said to himself making Jamey, Sebastian, and Sam laugh a little.

Rachel
Sister, brother
Wherefore are thou?
No need for bunk beds in my bedroom, now

Oh, damn you, dads
Why did you settle for only me?
I'm an only child,
More than enough for them
But not enough for me

An only child
The only Berry on the tree
Never learned to share my Cher CD's
Don't got no other bit
Not even a half-breed
Every tune's a solo in
My home and my heart!

Only child, only child, only child
The only Berry on my family tree

The song ends and everyone looks at her not knowing what to say. "What do you guys think?" Rachel asks them. "You are making it about yourself." Sam said to her. "Well...yes." Rachel said to him. "Sorry, Rachel. Your song is not on the list of a maybe song." Jamey said to her. "Okay, let work on a song that we can use." Sebastian said to everyone and they start working again while Rachel sits down.

Later, Will walks into the room to see everyone hard at work. "Uh, Mr. Schue. I have been uh working on a song that I wrote." Santana said to him making everyone look at her. "Really? That's amazing. Can we hear it?" Will asks her and the teens claps and encourages Santana to go to the front with Tina behind her. "This is a song that I wrote for Sam. It's called Trouty Mouth." Santana said making Sam look at her. "Wait, what's it called." Sam said to her. "Trouty Mouth." Mike said to him making Sam look at Sebastian as Tina plays the piano

Santana
Guppy Face, Trouty Mouth

Santana sings making Jamey look at Sam.

Santana
Is that how people's lips look
Where you come from in the South?
Grouper Mouth, Froggy Lips
I love suckin'
On those salamander lips

Mike looks at Sam who puts his head on Sebastian's shoulder hiding his mouth.

Santana
Wanna put a fish hook
In those lips, so cherry red
If you tried hard enough
You could suck a baby's head!

Whoo!
Oh, yeah-eah, yeah

The song ends and everyone claps for her. "Santana." Sebastian said making her look at him. "You sing that song amazing but you were making fun of my boyfriend." Sebastian said to her. "Sorry, I thought it was very good." Santana said to him. "Good effort Santana, but it's not epic for Regionals." Sebastian said to her making Santana nod. "Okay." Santana said and she walks back to her seat and they work again trying to find a song.