DANMEI Reading List (RAW)

197. The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Translator: Foxaholic

Chapters: 90

Tags: transmigrated into a book, rebirth ML, System, comedy, pets

Synopsis:

Pei Xian, who looks like the green tea and white moonlight of the Big Boss in a book, was forced by Zhou the First Gongzi to kill his child and sent to the villain Big Boss as a substitute lover. Pei Xian, who would rather die than submit jumped from the building to his death.

When Shanghai’s “Great White Shark” Si Yang was only 28 years old, he died of an illness. Now transmigrated as the cowardly and timid cannon fodder Pei Xian, he was currently airborne in confusion at the scene of where he jumped off.

Big Boss Gu Han: Come down, I want you and your baby.

Pei Xian▼_▼: 30 million free shipping, no check.

Zhou Kai: “…….”

Gu Han, the villain Big Boss was beaten by the male protagonist’s “IQ reduction aura.” Eventually the Big Boss’s company went bankrupt and he became depressed. Now he is reborn with a system called “concern and care for the villain’s IQ,” and Pei Xian is the system’s battery. Gu Han needs him to be around all the time to charge before using the system.

System task: Hold Xianxian’s little hand. System energy +1

System task: Praise Xianxian, tell him he’s beautiful. System energy +1

System task: Please Xianxian and spend money on Xianxian. System energy +2

System task: Make Xianxian bashful and coquettishly as he says words of hate. System energy +2

System task: Make Xianxian satisfied!!! System energy +10

Gu Han: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

Green tea/white moonlight comes to the door: scram off substitute, this Immortal man has thought through to come back!

Pei Xian takes out a calculator ▼_▼: Hello, please wait a moment. There are nine super cars, two listed companies and three mansions worth million all of which have been transferred to my name. Only the bankrupt goods belongs to you.

Gu Han picks up the scheming boy, turns around mercilessly and went upstairs….

The sound of the bed collapsing came from upstairs.

Impressions: This is a comedy novel. Lol. I was just laughing the whole time. All the characters are just a bunch of sand sculptures. Protagonist? That's just a mad dog. Domineeering ML? That's just a stupid Husky inside. Our former-Boss-level MC became a restless little bunny after he transmigrated XD XD XD. The fluffy family life tag can be used depending on whether you accept their son being an alpaca XD XD XD

So our MC is a money-making machine on his past life. He died alone, accompanied by a cheap third-rate novel on his hospital bed. Then when he woke up  he became a small cannonfodder who looks a bit like the white moonlight of the villain BOSS. In the book, this cannonfodder committed suicide cos the Protagonist wanted to give him to the villain BOSS.

Now our villain BOSS was reborn. He found out that the Protagonist has a 'Villain IQ reduction' halo which caused him to become stupid in the past life. This life, he got a 'Caring for the Villain's IQ' System that can help shield him from the Halo, but it needs a battery!!! And the battery is our MC! The System will release unfortunate tasks to ML related to MC and he has to complete them to 'charge' his IQ Protection System. XD XD XD Oh man, this tasks are all hilarious. Our ML is sooo pitiful. Lololol. ML brings MC home for the price of 30 million, and any demands he has of him needs to be paid as well XD XD XD This demands aren't romantic or sexual at all. Frankly, it took a looooot of chapters before they even shared a kiss, much less rolling the sheets. Our ML is very conservative, since MC is not yet at marriageable age then he doesn't plan to touch MC, but in the end, our MC succeeded in bedding ML (Lol. MC Dad had to threaten him XD MC Dad is also pitiful).

At first, MC is just gathering funds, waiting for the white moonlight to come back and bankrupt ML. He figured that when ML lets him go to pursue white moonlight, he will take their alpaca son (Lololol) and wait for ML to be bankrupt then he will pick him up. He has actually started to like ML~~ But of course, reborn ML is not willing to have anything to do with white moonlight, cos he knew his true face from the past life. In the end, white moonlight is actually solved by their alpaca son. Lololololol. Because their alpaca son also entered the entertainment circle. Lolololol. And snatched away white moonlight's endorsement. XD XD XD It was a gradual shift from MC & ML contract relationship to their husband-and-wife relationship. MC has to to try all sorts of things to sleep with ML (regrets from past life XD) but ML is firm!!! until MC Dad finally made him agree XD XD XD

Laters, MC found out the true identity of the cannonfodder original (#spoiler he is the lost son of the richest businessman in the country) and fully showed his knowledge and business sense all learned from his past life. Of course, there are conspiracies etc. on MC family and MC doesn't want to involve ML. (Lol. He says he doesn't want to scare his family's silly Husky). In the end, the truth was revealed on how MC/the original was lost by his rich Father.

I like this, its not only fluffy feel-good but also full on comedy. It could be a warm family life but the picture is just wrong since their son is an alpaca. XD XD XD The side CP are also funny characters, and would often cause funny misunderstandings between MC & ML (cos both their brain circuits are weird, they would go off on totally different directions XD). Even MC Dad, MC cousin and various serious secretaries collapsed their characters after meeting MC. (Lol. ML secretary wants to resign. XD XD XD). Although its mostly funny, but its also really sweet (like ML dressing up as a Pikachu to stalk MC~) so its just right for me. ^_^.

Read this for fluff and laughs.