DANMEI Reading List (RAW)

084. Beast-lovers Happy Life

Translator: N/A

Title: 獸奴的幸福生活

Chapters: 48

Tags: transmigrated into another world, stupid MC, abused MC, Holy Mother MC, 3P, mpreg, bestiality

Synopsis:

Feng Qing who has a special hobby suddenly transmigrated into a magical world. He met two beasts he would spend his lifetime with--- a sacred beast, unicorn and an undead dragon.

After a variety of twists and turns, one person and two beasts finally came together. He gave birth to two cute babies for them and happy life begins.

Impressions: WTF did I just read!? (╥_╥) Author-sama, google translate, you lied to me. Thinking back, there were warning signs all the way but I ignored them because of the title: HAPPY LIFE! and the 48 chapters.

First warning sign: The first chapter opened with MC getting XXOO by his pet dog! My eyes!! Anyway, moving on... moving on... MC went out of his house then suddenly fainted. (Maybe he got hit by truck-kun?) Anyways, when he wakes up, he was part of a mercenary team and getting trash talked by everyone. A situation happens and he escapes from the team. The only clue he got from his identity is that he's supposed to be a pretty-faced water mage. He meets a really pretty unicorn who became curious about him since he can understand their 'beasts' language. Unicorn ML points him the way out of the forest so he can stop getting lost.

So on the way out, MC hears a crying sound, sees a lake (?) so he strips down and takes a bath. (This is MC's hobby) Then he meets dragon ML in human form. Dragon ML helps him saying that the crying sound is from a beast that tricks humans; and lends him his clothes cos MC didn't dare go back in the water. He became interested in MC cos MC has unicorn ML's breathe on him.

So they went out to civilization and MC tells dragon ML that he wants to go to school and be a summoner! So ML enrolls with him in a magic school. Inside the school, MC follows a bird, sees a lake and strips down and takes a bath outdoors again (Wtf!?), so the birds and the squirrels all come near him like he's Snow White. A horse also comes near him and tries to raeped him. Unicorn ML shows up and demolishes rapist horse and he formed a contract with MC to be his summoned beast. Now, dragon ML is even more interested in MC cos unicorn ML is a sacred beast who thinks its beneath them to form contracts with human.

Dragon ML and MC goes to school, and they team up for a one month assignment and dragon ML is pretty sure he likes MC so he confesses. MC's response is to escape (another hobby of MC). He meets Enron, a fellow bestiality enthusiast (?) He came across him getting XXOO by his wolf summon. They get found by Dragon ML and he became a light bulb that somewhat eases MC, dragon ML also doesn't pressure him for his answer. MC finds himself getting jealous when Enron flirts with Dragon ML so he agrees to Dragon ML cos he realized that he liked him. Dragon ML confesses his true identity~ that he's not a human but an undead dragon. MC says he doesn't mind and they happily roll the sheets.

Meanwhile, unicorn ML realizes that he likes MC, but dragon ML and MC are now together. Then dragon ML suddenly has to go back to the undead land and he can't take MC with him so he has to leave him alone. Unicorn ML sees this chance and confesses to MC and raeps him. He plans to take him back into the forest and get married while dragon ML is away. MC escapes, he gets taken back and imprisoned inside the carriage where he stays naked and rolling the sheets everyday with unicorn ML. Dragon ML comes back and sees MC's 'betrayal'. MC also feels guilty and thinks that dragon ML must not want him anymore.

Anyway, dragon ML takes him back to the undead kingdom but he just raeps/abuses him everyday. Laters, he puts a dragon tattoo to MC. When Unicorn ML finds out, he cuts off his summon contract with MC, MC also finds out from him that the tattoo means that he's now just a slave of dragon ML. He also hears it from dragon ML himself. (Gaaahh!!! Scum man!!!! The both of them!) Afterwards, they find out that MC is pregnant and since he's an undead, he thinks that the child must be unicorn ML's so he kicks MC out of the castle. And so, MC is now preggo and outside the undead world where its harmful for his health.

Fortunately, Enron finds MC and takes cares of him (He's loyal to MC cos MC is the first friend he has that didn't get irk by his special..uhh.. taste)  And helps him give birth. MC gives birth to two babies, one for each ML (they can distinguish the dragon breathe/unicorn breathe so its easy to know who the father is) Unicorn ML's senses his child's birth and wages war with Dragon ML again to get MC. MC shows up with the babies and gives them to the MLs cos he thinks its their right cos they're the father (Wth!??? Did you forget all the abuse?!) then he faints.

Afterwards, they find out all the hardships of MC from Enron and from the doctor that MC is in bad health cos of getting exposed to the undead world for too long plus he didn't get enough nutrition while preggo plus giving birth to two babies for the first time.

Both ML are remorseful and wants to atone to MC and get him back (Meh. What's the use!) But they know that MC can't get sad/emotional so they just engage in childish fights like competing on serving MC. Then Dragon ML makes his move and they start getting intimate again with MC. MC propose that he became a slave to both of them and they can find their own lovers. Unicorn ML gets mad cos he treats MC as a treasure but MC actually suggests that he just becomes a slave to them. Laters, Enron suggest that either they leave MC or agree to be 3P cos MC can't choose between them~~~ (Ugh!) They try it and eventually works out a routine where they take turns and in the last chapter, they XXOO MC at the same time. THE END.

Huhuhu... Give me back my last 3 hours or so of my life ╥﹏╥ I didn't like the MC cos he's a escapist MC who likes to bath in the wild. XD XD But seriously, I don't like that his first response to every problem is to escape. Plus he thinks everything is his fault and thinks he deserves the abuse from the MLs. Uggghhh... Hate the dragon ML too for abusing MC, especially the slave tattoo. Wtf you sicko, if you don't like him anymore then break up with him. You keep fighting the other guy for him but when you got him, you just abuse him. As for unicorn ML, I hate that he forced MC. At first, MC and dragon ML were perfectly happy together until he butted in and started all the drama.

I just got traumatized by this, with author-sama and google translate deceiving me with the title. I guess beastkin 3P romances can't all be like 'Ai o Ataeru Kemono-tachi/Beast Giving Love' (╥_╥)