❛ 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐚𝐧. 𝗇𝖼𝗍 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

⚾︎ Boom Boom ⚾︎

"Hi guys, It's me Lachlan and I am actually going to be reacting to Boom Boom by my boys, the Dreamies. Now, before we get started, I just want to claim that I haven't yet watched this hence why we decided it would be a good idea for an NCTDaily video. I have been busy and I think I'm the only one who hasn't watched it yet, which isn't like me. I'm usually the first to watch it. So, yeah now you get to see my reaction!"

Chaehyun was seated in a room in the SM building with all cameras facing him. It was 6 PM and the staff had deliberately stopped him from watching the video all day just for the purpose of this video. Of course, Chaehyun had been made to promise that he wasn't told to react to it and decided to do it on his own accord when in reality he wanted to watch the video hours ago. SM knew that Chaehyun being the one to react to it would get a lot of views due to the fact that the fans loved his friendship with the Dreamies. 

Chaehyun rubbed his eye tiredly after a long day and pressed the space bar. A wide grin lit up his tired features as the video began. He already loved it and it had been playing for literally a second. 

"Wow, it's so good so far, oh my god, I love it!" he responded sarcastically making sure to circle the 0.01 with the mouse as he spoke. He smirked at the camera, something he knew would drive many crazy and pressed play again, it wasn't even on for a second longer before Chaehyun smashed the pause button. "SORRY, IM SORRY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT JENO'S HAIR. HE'S BLONDE, HE'S SKINNY, HE'S RICH AND HE'S A LITTLE BIT OF A BI-" 

Chaehyun didn't finish the word but he sent a wink towards the camera as the video began playing again. "Yah! Jaemin-ah! Feeling your chest all like that, I taught him well--CHENLE OH LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT THAT BOY. THAT'S MY BRO, THAT IS MY BROTHERRRRR. LOOK AT HIS HAIR, LOOK AT JISUNG! MY BOYS!" Chaehyun jumped in his seat at the sight of Chenle only to slam his knee against the desk. He didn't even wince. 

"Can we just appreciate their glow-up? Look at them. Those are the same people that sung to Bubblegum--wait no...Chewing Gum. They've grown up. They're no longer on Juicy Fruits, Hubba Bubba who? Nah these boys are on big boy gum now. They've upgraded to mint." Chaehyun turned back to the laptop just as Haechan's voice rang through. For multiple seconds, he stared at the younger boy with his mouth open agape. "One word: forehead."

Chaehyun sat back in his chair and folded his hands in his lap with a fond smile made upon his lips but it quickly faded when Jisung's voice filled his ears. Once again, the same blank look appeared on his face. He almost looked like he was going to cry. 

"This isn't fair, where is my pre-pubescent Jisung who always made me get him out of school? WHY IS HIS VOICE SO FLUFFING DEEP. THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, BRING BABY JISUNG BACK HE'S TOO GROWN AND WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS FLEXING THAT WATCH LIKE NO YOU'RE 6 GO DRINK YOUR MILK." 

Chaehyun was having an existential crisis. His babies were no longer babies and he suddenly felt old. He began examing himself before looking up at the camera again. 

"Am I wrinkling--wait Renjun is on my screen, everyone shut the hell up! RENJUN IS ON MY SCREEN." Nobody else was speaking, but Chaehyun didn't acknowledge that as he placed both palms on the desk and moved closer to the screen. When Renjun's bit as over, he breathed out and pushed himself back holding his chest like a proud parent. "He's so talented GOD, stan Renjun. Stan NCT Dream. Stan me because I contributed to raising them." 

He began singing along loudly to the chorus, throwing his hands up in the air as he moved his body. The staff recording him were having a hard time holding in their laughs. 

"These boys have so much talent like it's overwhelming, I didn't think I could get any prouder of them but yet here I am. Also, boxer Jeno? Here come the AUs. How are you fanfic writers holding up? SM be contributing to the fanfiction ideas, that's where this company is heading." 

Chaehyun watched silently throughout Jaemin's part until the iconic line came up. Chaehyun whistled lowly and turned to the camera with a knowing smirk. "Jaemin you flirt YO LOTS JAEMIN! Did you see that SMIRK he had when he said 'ice cream'? DID YOU SEE THAT? He knows what he's doing, I have raised that boy well. Love you Jaemin." 

Just as Chaehyun finished his sentence the door opened and Jeno popped his head around the door. Chaehyun cheered as he paused the video and gestured for the younger boy to enter the room. He grabbed a chair and put it beside him giving Jeno the access to the chair. 

"So, who gave you boys permission to grow up because I certainly don't remember saying you could." Jeno laughed in response and leaned over to press play. 

"Do you like it so far?" 

"Listen to me in the shower tomorrow and then you'll have your answer," Chaehyun responded. Chenle appeared on screen and the pair cheered loudly when Chenle's voice cut through the room. "CHENLE--OH IT CHANGED, RENJUN...oof, Renjun is a painter. Wanna know what he was painting?" 

Chaehyun glanced at Jeno who nodded his head. "Go on." 

"A squirrel in space with its butt out of the suit so that it expanded whilst aliens twerked on it." 

Jeno stared ahead at the camera for several seconds before nodding his head. At this point, he was used to the randomness. As the song continued, Jeno and Chaehyun were on the feet dancing together. Chaehyun twirled Jeno around and then tipped him just in time for the song to end. The pair stayed in that position staring dead at the camera before they slowly parted and moved away from each other. 

Chaehyun flung an arm around Jeno's shoulder and waved at the camera. "So, that was a good song. I hate the fact that I'm ageing too fast. Make sure you check out the Dreamies, thank you for watching. Subscribe and bye my dudes!" They threw up peace signs as the video came to a close. 

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That ending was terrible, but I haven't posted anything for this book in days I'm so sorry! 

Thank you so much for reading, this wasn't proofread but I hope you enjoyed anyway. 

You are appreciated 💚

- Blue x