❛ 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐚𝐧. 𝗇𝖼𝗍 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

☀︎ Lachlan Being Lachlan ☀︎

- The Things He Says -

"Nobody is you and that is your power."

"You're like 5, shut up and play with Lego."

"Tears aren't a sign of weakness. They are words which the heart have trouble saying."

"I don't have a false British accent, leave me alone."

"Never wait for opportunity. Create it bitch."

"I seriously don't get why you call me a psychopath."

"Jaemin, you're cute but I'll stab you if you touch me one more time."

"Sometimes, smiling and moving on is the best revenge..."

"I once spent 15 minutes in the car searching for my phone...with the torch on my phone..."

"Make fun of my accent one more time and I swear I will put your hand in warm water when you're asleep."

"Remember kids, an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough...but also, so does a brick. I do not condone murder, I am just saying."

"If you was a textbook, you'd be math because no one likes it."

"Oh fuck-oops cover your virgin ears."

"Jeno don't listen to Taeyong, jump you'll be fine, the floor will catch you."

"My jokes are funny. They just don't tickle your funny bone the right way."

"Daddy? I don't remember knocking up your mother..."