The Tomodachi Life Adventures

Lucy the Elf Girl Taunts Everyone

Welcome to Lucy the Elf Girl taunts everyone, a mischievous story in which this girl from the Realm of the Fey tries to roast people from Tomodachi Life Island. We will see if this girl can make everyone speechless against her phrases, or if she will lose her words against the residents.

Lucy the Elf Girl: Hi! I'll make sure that the residents can't answer my great phrases!

1. First Victim; Lillya Medina Robles Lozano Soul OS
Lucy: If I were you, I would make my daughters proud of me.
Lilly: My daughters already are proud of me.
Lucy: Really? Are they proud of an alcoholic mother that almost got in a war with heroes from another realm? And that their mother is a possessive witch?
Lilly: Uh... Well... Shut up!

2. Second Victim: Víctor Manuel Treviño González
Lucy: You love losing against Ike, don't you?
Víctor: Why do you say that?
Lucy: You always lose against him. I'm starting to believe that being defeated by him is your kind of secret desire.
Víctor: What the heck?! I don't like to be defeated like him! And it's not my secret desire!

3. Third Victim; Hyness
Lucy: Why don't you go back to Bikini Bottom, you Squidward wannabe?
Hyness: Juh? Why do you call me like that?
Lucy: Haven't you seen yourself in a mirror?
Hyness: Juh? Juh... JUH?
Lucy: Well? Did you lose your tongue, Squidward Hyness?
Hyness: I have other things to do...

4. Fourth Victim; Drawcia the Paint Sorceress
Lucy: Castlevania called, they want their organs back.
Drawcia: What are you saying?
Lucy: They want the organs you used in your sorceress battle.
Drawcia: Those are my musical instruments!
Lucy: Ok. In other things; how does it feel to be forgotten as the first soul boss and insane villain?
Drawcia: You didn't have to remind me that I'm forgotten...

5. Fifth Victim; President Max Profit Haltmann
Lucy: I'll Make Dreamland Great Again, in my Star Dreams.
President Haltmann: What does that even mean?
Lucy: Well, people say you look like Donald Trump, and I'm making a joke about his famous phrase. Also, I'm using Star Dream on this.
President Haltmann: I don't look like Trump!
Lucy: Ok. You look more like the Pringles man.
President Haltmann: Will you stop bothering me?
Lucy: Ok, go back to your lonely life of money. Just like Mr. Krabs and Tom Nook.

6. Sixth Victim; Shadow Stephanie Dinasty Patrya Treviño González
Lucy: Why don't you get real servants, Dark Lady?
Shadow Stephanie: I like my monster army. It was easier to make, and they don't complain.
Lucy: So, you don't complain about that?
Shadow Stephanie: No.
Lucy: That's ok. I guess that Shadow Stephanie is an antisocial girl after all.
Shadow Stephanie: I'm not an antisocial girl!
Lucy: How come then you managed to build the monster army that you have? Or why did you become the Dark Lady in the first place?
Shadow Stephanie: That was because of the Dark Curse.
Lucy: So, your love for dolls is also because of that? That's why you treat them like your daughters?
Shadow Stephanie: Just go away!

7. Seventh Victim; Nayru
Lucy: I admire you, Lady Nayru. Your kindness doesn't know limits.
Nayru: Thanks! Kindness is something that everyone should have.
Lucy: Just be careful, your kindness may be your downfall one day.
Nayru: I know that, I will take my precautions. Thanks for your advice.
Lucy: {She's the only one that I can't roast...}

8. Eight Victim; Queen Sectonia
Lucy: Where's your honey? What kind of bee doesn't make honey?
Queen Sectonia: Who do you think you are for calling me a simple bee? Don't you know who I am?
Lucy: Oh, you must be Sectonia.
Queen Sectonia: I'm Queen Sectonia for you.
Lucy: Oh, I remember you now. You're the oppressive queen that became evil for gazing in a mirror. I'm pretty sure that your whole life is a mirror waiting to be broken.
Queen Sectonia: That's not true.
Lucy: Also, stop stealing attacks from Drawcia. Get your own move set for a soul battle.
Queen Sectonia: Get out of my hair.
Lucy: Did I touch a sensitive spot on you? Sorry, just stating the truth.