phan

Phan Texts (Part 2)

Summary: more texts!!!
Word count: 354
Warnings: None
What is my life.

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Dan: DOG
Dan: PHIL LOOK!
Dan: ITS A SHIBE
Dan: LOOOOOK AT THE DOGGG
Phil: I can see it
Dan: It's a cute dog
Dan: can we get a dog
Phil: ummmmm
Dan: DID YOU GET A DOG?!
Phil: .... haha
Dan: PHIL!
Phil: I GOT A DOG
Dan: YAY!
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Phil: Happy bday D-Slice
Dan: never say that again
Phil: why not
Phil: D-Slice
Dan: :/
Phil: you still love me though
Dan: True
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Dan: Where's the keys?
Phil: I though you had them?
Dan: nooo I though you had the keys
Phil: NO
Phil: WE'RE LOCKED OUT
Phil: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE LANDLORD WAIT why are you laughing?
Dan: I've got the keys
Phil: I hate you
Dan: Love you too Philly

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Dan: Phil
Dan: did you eat all my cereal?
Phil: no
Dan: Phil
Phil: I didn't eat your cereal
Phil: maybe you were sleepwalking or something and ate it
Dan: I'm pretty sure I didn't.
Phil: I honestly didn't eat it this time
Dan: so if i go into your room I won't find a half empty box of crunchy nut?
Phil: probably not.
Dan: I'm going

"HA YOU DID EAT MY CEREAL!" Dan says as he entered Phil's room only to catch him eating his cereal.

"Did not." Phil says throwing the box across the room.

"Did too." Dan says walking over to Phil and beginning to tickle him.

"DAN STOP THIS ISNT FAIR!" Phil shouts but also laughing

"I think it is." Dan says continuing.

"I promise I'll never eat your cereal again." Phil says in between laughs.

"Okay." Dan says accepting his apology and helping Phil up.

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Dan: do we have any ice cream?
Phil: I don't think so.
Dan: I'll go check
Dan: WE DONT HAVE ANY ICE CREAM
Dan: NoooooOooOoooOoOoO
Phil: then go get some
Dan: but that requires going outside.
Phil: do you rlly want ice cream then
Dan: I'm going

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A/N: Okay, I think I may have done one related to cereal in the last but idc