Minecraft Youtuber One-Shots

Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time

"DUDES THAT WAS SO FREAKING FUN!" Jerome slurred as they all stumbled out of the bar; either drunk or high off their asses.

"Let's goooo some-hic-where elsssse." Lachlan said as they all continued to stumble around; giggling when they bumped into each other.

"TO THE CLUB!" Mat exclaimed drunkenly as he dragged Brandon behind him.

Once they all reached the club, people turned their heads to stare at the odd acting group. Most knew it was probably alcohol; but they never thought it was drugs too.

"We... would like to sing." Vik slurred to the bartender; having all seen the sign- and somehow being able to read considering how wasted they all are- for a karaoke show.

"Okay sirs. No one's up right now so you guys can go ahead." She said sweetly as she inwardly winced at the drunken group of boys.

"Thaaanksss." Mitch said as he and the group walked to the stage and grabbed the mics. Jerome went up to the DJ and told him to play one song before stumbling over to the group. The DJ rolled his eyes before playing the song Jerome requested and lowered the lights to signify another group singing.

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ALL: Alright, alright

Alright, alright

Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though


MITCH: Who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
No liquor left on the shelf
I should probably introduce myself

LACHLAN: You shoulda' seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
I was the king of this hologram
Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand

BRANDON: Memories tend to just pop up
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
Five-thousand people with designer drugs
Don't think I'll ever get enough (don't think I'll ever get enough)

MAT, JEROME, LACHLAN, PRESTON: Champagne, cocaine, gasoline

And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time

ALL: It's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Alright, alright
It's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though

ROB: What are these footprints?
They don't look very human like
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bedsheets and a morning rose

VIKK: I wanna wake up
Can't even tell if this is a dream
How did we end up in my neighbors pool
Upside down with a perfect view?

PRESTON: Bar to bar at the speed of sound
Fancy feet dancing through this town
Lost my mind in a wedding gown
Don't think I'll ever get it now
(Don't think I'll ever get it now)

MITCH, ROB, BRANDON, VIKK: Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time

JEROME: I'm a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work

MAT: I've told you time and time again
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
And we all fell down when the sun came up
I think we've had enough

ALL: Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though

ALL: Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time

And as soon as the song was finished, the entire group collapsed to the floor; out cold.

"Someone call the police." The DJ said as everyone stared at the boys on the floor. "They were all high of their asses so they need to be stopped."

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I love this song so much. :3

Anyway, I know it wasn't much but I hope you enjoyed. Its kinda rushed since I have to eat dinner than go to an activity but yeah. Have to stop at #6. Expect more tomorrow hopefully!

<>Mia