Still no motivation lmao so here have these
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Davis: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Shino: I think you mean cards.
Davis, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Davis: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Ronin: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Davis: Yes!
Kat: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Davis, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Ronin: *walks in, covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick
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Davis: You love me, right, Ronin?
Ronin: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
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Davis: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Ronin: You and me!!!
Davis, tearing up: Okay
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Ronin: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Davis: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Ronin, desperately, as Davis bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Davis: Oh! B positive.
Ronin: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Davis: ..
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Davis: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Ronin: You mean literally or figuratively?
Davis: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Davis: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Ronin: Mind your language!
Davis: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Ronin:
Davis: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Davis: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Ronin: Twelve, actually.
Davis: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Ronin: Yours!
Davis: That's right: no one's.
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Davis, Ronin, and Kat are sitting on a bench
Shino: Why do you guys look so sad?
Davis: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Shino sits down*
Ronin: The bench is freshly painted.
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Davis: Yo is Shino sleeping or dead?
Ronin: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Kat: Yeah, so did I.
Shino: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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*Davis is cooking*
Ronin: Any chance that's for me?
Davis: It's for Kat. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Shino: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Kowalski: Dammit, Ronin!
Ronin: What?! It wasn't me!
Kowalski: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Kat!
Kat: Not me either.
Kowalski: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Davis: *whistles*
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Ronin: I think we're missing something.
Shizu: Teamwork?
Kat: Cohesion?
Davis: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Davis: I just ended a four year relationship.
Shino: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Davis: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Ronin and Leander fighting from across the room*
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Ronin: Are we really going to let Davis keep Kat?
Shino: We kept Flex.
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Flex: What does 'take out' mean?
Ronin: Food.
Kat: Dating
Shino: Murder
Davis: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Ronin: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Kat: 'Prettiest Smile'
Flex: 'Nicest Personality'
Shino: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Davis: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Davis: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Ronin: >:O language
Kat: Yeah watch your fucking language
Shino: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KAT THE FUCK WORD?
Flex: 'The fuck word'.
Avian: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Kat: Oh my god they censored it
Flex: Say fuck, Avian.
Kat: Do it, Avian. Say fuck.
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Davis: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Ronin: I burned my tongue once while drinking tea.
Kat: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Shino: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Flex: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Avian:
Avian: I have emotional scars.
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Davis: I CAN'T DO IT!
Ronin, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Davis: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Kat: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Davis:
Davis: I appreciate it,
Davis: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Shino: Davis-
Davis: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Flex: Davis we gotta-
Davis: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Davis: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Davis, motioning to Avian: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Shino: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Davis: Thank you
Shino: I didn't say that was a good thing
Davis: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Ronin: Welcome, fellow idiots
Davis: Hello, Ronin
Ronin: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Davis: You underestimate me
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Ronin: You're the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Davis: It means i was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Ronin: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Davis: Ronin, they...they weren't always orphans.
Ronin: ...
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Ronin: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Davis: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Ronin: How petty can you get?
Davis: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Shino: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Davis: I do have a sense of humor you know
Shino: I've never heard you laugh before
Davis: I've never heard you say anything funny
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Shino: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Davis: Only if you also don't ask why
Davis: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Shino:
Davis:
Shino: This one is fine
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