Cold Wind Blows

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Lincoln pressed on the notification and started texting back.

Lincoln: Hey man. Yeah, I'm awake. Why?

Josh: I just want to know when you're coming back to Michigan.

Lincoln: I'm about to leave in a few hours.

Josh: Cool. So, I was thinking we could hang out at the hole when you get here.

Lincoln: Sounds cool. Gonna call up the boys?

Josh: I can't. They... all moved.

Lincoln: Damn

Josh: Yeah. So, see you there, man?

Lincoln: Yeah, see you there.

Lincoln put his phone down and went to sleep.

Hours later 

Lincoln's and Akari's families are at the airport. They are currently saying goodbye to the Davis family. "GOODBYE! WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS FOR CHRISTMAS!" Julietta shouted. "BYE!" Suziko shouted. They then drove away. 

It then cuts to Lincoln sitting by his mom on the plane. As they are about to leave the ground, Lincoln puts on his headphones.

"Royal Woods, Here I come."

"One last time."

It now cuts to the plane taking liftoff.

'Cause some things just don't change
It's better when they stay the same
Although the whole world knows your name
So on the biggest stage
They came to see you spit your game, oh-oh
But it shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just why you came back again, you hate the fame
Love the game, cold as ice, you remain
Fuck em' all, tell 'em all, "eat shit, " here we go again

Cuts to the plane landing in Michigan.

Said, oh (dum, da-da-da-dum, dum-da-dum)
God damn (dum, da-da-da-dum, dum-da-dum) (yeah, yeah)
Is it that time again already? (Dum, da-da-da-dum, dum-da-dum)
Haha (dum, da-da-da-dum, dum-da-dum) (okay, okay)
Y'all don't look too happy to see me (dum, da-da-da-dum, dum-da-dum)
Fuck, man, don't everybody welcome me back at once (dum, da-da-da-dum, dum-da-dum)
All right (dum, da-da-da-dum, dum-da-dum)
Fuck y'all then (dum, da-da-da-dum, dum-da-dum)

Lincoln walking in the airport slow-motion wearing a porkpie hat, sunglasses and a leather jacket. 

You can get the dick, just call me the ballsack, I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this bitch, dog, fall back, you mutts
Fuck your worms, you never seen such a sick puppy
Fuck it, a sick duck, I want my duck sicked, mummy
And my nuts licked, gobble 'em up, trick, yummy
Bitch, you don't fucking think that I know that you suck dick, dummy?
You'll get your butt kicked, fuck all that love shit, honey
Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny

Lincoln walking out of the aiprort

Shawty dance while I dis you to the beat, fuck the words
You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah, struck a nerve, sucker
Motherfucker, might as well let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, 'cause I'm just a mean cocksucker
This shit is on, 'cause you went and pissed me off
Now I'm shittin' and pissin' on everybody
Give a fuck if it's right or wrong
So puff the Buddha, light a bong
But take a look at Mariah
Next time I inspire you to write a song, c'mon

Lincoln walking along the streets of Huntington Oaks and singing along

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty below
Ask me why, man, I just don't
Know, know-know-know, know-know-know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Blow-blow-blows, blow-blow-blows
Oh-oh-oh

Lincoln swooping Akari and catching her as he holds her bridal style, as they then kiss

Fuck it, I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Y'all are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standin'
I set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out
Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fucking around, motherfucker
I saw you pussy footin', I'll kick a bitch in the cunt
'Til it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopee cushion
Who the fuck is you pushin'? You must've mistook me
For some sissy-soft punk looking for some nookie or bosom

Lincoln sitting on the bench

Go ahead, fuckin' hater, push me
I told you ain't no fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot, 'cause I hate a pussy
Man the fuck up, sissy, Gs up
All you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down
(Shady, ease up, man, chill)
Nah, I can't, God damn it
Rap is a landfill, drop the anvil
These are shoes that you can't fill
Shi, t the day that happens the world'll stop spinning
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still (woo)
During an earthquake, urine in your face 'cause you're fake

Lincoln gets struck by a lighting bolt

Lincoln, along with these lyrics:

[BOOM]Ah, what the fuck? That hurt, wait
[BOOM Ah, what the fuck? I just got struck by lightning
Alright then, I quit, God, I give up
Call it evil that men do, Lord, forgive me for what my pen do

God speaking from heaven:

This is for your sins, I cleanse you
You can repent but I warn you, if you continue
To hell, I'll send you.

Lincoln:

And just then the wind blew and I said

Lincoln stands up and starts walking and singing:

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty below
Ask me why, man, I just don't
Know, know-know-know, know-know-know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Blow-blow-blows, blow-blow-blows
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Lincoln walking

How long will I be this way? Shady until my dying day
'Til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say
So long, 'til then I drop the fucking bombs
Like I missed the pass when I went long
If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass in a lint thong
Now sing along, slut this, slut that, learn the words to the song
Oh, bitches don't like that, homie, I'll be nicer to women
When Aquaman drowns and The Human Torch starts swimming

Akari and Suziko suddenly walking along with Lincoln

Man, I'm a cold soul, I roll solo
So don't compare me to them other bums over there
It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums, yeah
I'm bananas, pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pair
But I swear, you try to dis me, I'll slaughter you
I put that on everything, like everyone does with Auto-Tune
That last thing you wanna do is have me spit out a rhyme
And say I was writing this and I thought of you, so

Lucy, Leni and Lori walking behind him too.

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty below
Ask me why, man, I just don't
Know, know-know-know, know-know-know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Blow-blow-blows, blow-blow-blows
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

They suddenly stop walking. It zooms in on Lincoln slowly. 

I don't know, I don't know what caused
I don't know what caused me to be this way to be this way
I don't know, I don't know, but I'll
Probably be this way 'til my dying day
I don't know why I'm so
I'm so cold, mean things, I don't need to say
I guess this is how you made me

Lincoln hangs his head.

To be continued...

End of chapter 84. Hope you all enjoyed! Peace!

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