HP ONESHOTS BOOK 2

Did i mave tvdu x hp dr yes, enjoy

Rough summary; Elijah Tatiana shit- hello world, nearly a thousand years of hookups and murder, then falls in love w tom riddle after fucking him in the 70's, ditches for 20 years, comes back finds tom perfectly fine resumes beautiful affair and now i kinda just hang around.

Tatiana; are u drunk?
Me; i don't know mum, am i?
Tatiana; i am your mother Charlisa
Me; not the medival name mumma!
Tatiana; GET YO ASS UP

Me- u r meeting my mother
Tom- your mother is dead
Me- she was, now she's a scary ghost that keeps yelling at me!

Tom- r u okay
Me- no
Tom- wanna slap me?
Me- *does* thank you very much
Tom- your welcome my love, keep drinking
Me- amazing boyfriend u r

Mattheo- TOM HELP ME WITH- EW WTF
Tom- get.out
Me- or join?
Mattheo- i am 100% leaving
Tom- do u want to sleep with my brother??
Me- ew no! I said that to get him to leave
Mattheo- THAT IS RUDE CHAR!
Me and tom; GET OUT

Me- pay attention to me!
Tom- I'm busy
Me- don't make me grind on u
Tom- do u want to die?
Me- I am dead, so are u kinda. I can bite you
Tom- don't try it babe, nah uh FANGS AWAY!

Tom- FUCK ME
Me- what happened to hi, how's your day princess?
Tom- you are coming with me! Now!
Me- so you are ignoring me PUT ME DOWN

Tom- ARE U INSANE!
Me- well yeah.
Tom- YOU WANT ME TO MEET KLAUS MF MIKAELSON!
Me- he's my uncle, please
Tom- ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Me- so I don't tell you he's behind me
Tom- kill me now. Kill me now baby.
Klaus- finger waves from behind him.

Fred- I need your help about Tom, I was trying to ask you last night.
Me- Tom? Last night?
Fred- can you help us or not.
Me- *brain loading while flash backs of me Tom doing unholy things cloud everything*

Tom- i love you, so much.
Me- i love you too babe, what do you need.
Tom- what makes you think i need something.
Me- you, tom riddle, only tell me you love me when you want something.
Tom- i.do.not.
Me- pretty boy, you ain't fooling no one.
Tom- fine, can we cuddle? Please? I know we don't do i much but i really ne- oof
Me- *snuggles into him after jumping on top of him*