HP ONESHOTS BOOK 2

my bio family in my dr

- Lily and James are fantastic parents i couldn't ask for better ones

- it was awkward the first few times I shifted and saw them but i have grown close with them and i do love them more then i could describe

- Lily is so sweet , she's like the kindest person i've met

- James is such a goofball. we are definitely the definition of ' best father daughter relationship'

- mum ( Lilly )  tries to teach us to work for the things we want where as dad ( James )  just spoils us rotten

- they act together just how you would expect. dad does stupid shit and mum deals with it because she finds it adorable

-^ this doesn't mean she doesn't scold him like all the time wich she definitely does

- harry's quite different without the whole orphan situation ( he's my younger brother in my dr )

- he's still trying to be killed every year though because voldy no nose still exists

- he often drags me into these dangerous situations which is why his name in my phone is l.b.w.a.g.m.k.e.y [ little brother who almost gets me killed every year [

- he's an annoying little shit thats for sure

- we have a family cat that James got us called bean  [ little toe bean ]

- harry also has Hedwig and i have a rabbit called snoot [ short for boople snoot]

- snoot and bean team up to harass Hedwig

- she hates it.

- bean prefers me out of everyone in the family

- whenever me and George fight mum comforts me while talking dad down from murder

- snoot hates and i mean hates Fred , does not let him pat her what so ever and bean isn't much better

- snoot however adores George. i think she prefers him over me :{

- mum wishes for us to get a dog wich dad protest [J- " They have a dog!" L-" Sirius in animagus form doesn't count James!" S-" i'm hurt lily" ]

- Our family owl died so thats why harry has hedwig so we use her

- harry and ours relationship is weird

- we have little bickers and rarely fight but when we do our fights are very messy and extreme

- we could be throwing each-other across the room in the afternoon and cuddling each-other by dusk

- i cant stay mad at him i don't know why and it's so frustrating

- We text all the time, like all the time and if one of us leaves the other on delivered for more then an hour we will automatically think there dead

- do not! i repeat  do not leave harry dad or mum on opened otherwise you will either get a a very angry lecture or b a very angry letter

- Lily and James found about George and I what i thought was accidentally

- ^ it was harry's fault and this is how because its funny as fuck:

CONTEXT; mum and dad were out with harry and i opted to stay behind. George and i had been together for 2 moths before this happened. after they left i snuck George over and so we went upstairs to ' hang out'. when family got home me and George were asleep. George in his boxers and me in my bra and booty shorts i threw on and i was in his arms. we didn't mean to fall asleep we just tired ourselves out. anyway we were cuddling and i was asleep. harry who came to give me a packet of sweets dint knock. we were woken up by

H- what in merlins name-

me- * who just woke up*harry please don-

h- runs out of the room

Me- shit, get dressed okay

h- * running down the stairs* MUM , DAD YOUR CHILD IS DISGUSTING

me-  *chasing him* Shut the fuck up!

L- y/n what did i tell you about swearing

Me- i know but this little wanker walked in my room without knocking

J- thats it..?

H- no thats not it! she was upstairs naked with a Weasley

me- first of all! i was wearing this! second of all! we were only sleeping!

g- you sure about that

Me- i told you wait upstairs Weasley

g- when do i follow rules love?

J- hey mate!

g- prongs, how are you?

me and harry- what is happening?

j- George wrote me asking for permission before he asked you out,

me- *about to cry from the cuteness that he asked James permission * you knew this whole time

L- we were waiting how long it took for you to confess

h- am i the only one that didn't know till i was traumatised 3 minutes ago!

j- pretty much