[A/N: Random things I would write in my free time when I don't want to write a serious story. It's a joke, please 😭]
Liam: Mm! This is some good corn. We should eat here again!
Waiter: Alright, no rush but your paycheck is here.
Looks at each other*
Bryce: No it's fine, you paid last time. I'll pay the bill-
Liam: Haiyah, I brought you here, let me pay-
Bryce: slams his credit card on the table*
Liam: [Oh my corn, that was incredible speed at .4 seconds- how did he do that? Gasp* it was in his hand the entire time?!]
Bryce: Hah, see if you can beat that-
Liam: slams twelve credit cards on the table*
Bryce: [Oh jeez, twelve credit cards?! Is this guy trying to buy the table?]
Liam: What are you going to do-
Bryce: Pulls out a stack of cash* Cash only, ha.
Liam: [He won me over a technicality-]
Bryce: Pulls out car keys*
Liam: [Lamborghini?! I thought he could only afford a beeforgini??]
Liam: slams keys on the table*
Bryce: [This guy is trying to sell his house for BEIJING CORN?!?!?]
Waiter: So have you both settled the bill?
Bryce: Yeah, ha ha scans card*
Liam: [HE GOT ME WITH THE SAME TRICK TWICE?!?]
Bryce: Evil laughter*
Waiter: Oh wait, the bill has been paid 30 minutes ago by this gentleman (points to Liam)
Bryce: [He paid the bill half an hour ago?!? That's why he wanted to go to the bathroom-]
Bryce: Kylie, cancel my order.
Waiter: Yes boss.
Liam: [Boss?! What the-] (looks at the restaurant sign) [HE'S THE MANAGER?!?!?]
Bryce: hahaha.
Liam: (mischievous smile) Next time when you order Beijing Corn, the shipment fee will be free!
Bryce: Wait, Are you- (looks at can)
Bryce: Wow, You are the face of Beijing Corn?! (Stupid photo of Liam blurred out on the can)
Liam: Yeah yeah, I try to keep it low key, heh. (wink)
Bryce: Than you must know our company, the contribution of Beijing's farming community-
Liam: I AM YOUR FARMER!!
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Next day:
Liam: Um, excuse me mister, I believe that there is hair in my food.
Waiter: I'm sorry, we'll remake this right now-
Liam: No, no it's fine. I want you to add more.
Waiter: I can see that you are angry, just let me-
Liam: No, I'm not angry, I'm hungry. I want, MORE hair, in my linguine.
Waiter: Sir I-
Liam: I said. I want. More hair..in my LINGUINE-
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Liam: Bryce!! Why are you never in your room?!
Texty: Hi I'm Alexa.
Liam: Siri?!
Liam: (yells at lamp) Siri?!
Liam: (yells at the floor) Siri?!
Liam: (yells at the cover of a book) Siri?!
Liam: (opens it) Oh (shoves his face inside) Siri?!
Liam: (yells at the chair) Siri?!
Liam: (yells at toilet paper) Siri?!
Texty: I'm Alexa.
Liam: :0
Liam: Alexa, turn off the lights.
Lights turn off*
Liam: Alexa, do the laundry!
Liam: Alexa pay my bills!
Liam: Alexa! Tell the Beijing Embassy my boyfriend[Bryce] is a FAILURE!!
Texty: Text has been sent.
Liam: Alexa, why is Bryce such a failure? Why is he never in his room? What does he do in his free time??
Texty: Bryce spends 74% of his time on YouTube and Rule 34, would you like me to read his search history?
:0
Liam: Yes.
5 minutes later-
Bryce: Hey Liam, what are you doing in my room??
Liam: I'm just hanging out with a new friend-
Texty: Barbecue sauce on anime b00bies
Bryce: D:
Texty: Sakura hot pictures
Bryce: Alexa stop. Okay now let's go.
Liam: Sakura really?
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Literally the end,
Now stop reading >:(
I'm kicking you out, haha.
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Subject Crossover | Book 1(?) | Crossover Au | bad writing
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