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*lots of swearing, don't read if you find swearing offensive :)*
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"Thats your middle name? Well, maybe I'll have to tease you more often," I said, smiling sweetly.

"Don't you dare!" He said.

"Why not?" I kept on smiling.

"Because! You tease me enough!" He said, laughing.

"When do I ever tease you?!" I said, gasping and putting my hands on my hips.

"All the time." Asa replied.

"Bullshit," I replied. Asa gave me a funny look.

"You did not just say that?"

"Yeah, I did. You gotta problem with that mister?" I glared.

"Bullshit? Seriously? Over here we say BOLLOCKS." He replied.

"What the fuck does that mean?" I said.

He looked at the door to make sure it's locked. "It means testicles." He whispered.

"Oh right...." I blushed. Wasn't this awkward. "What else do you say? I know, I know! When we say 'asshole' you would say..." I gestured at him.

"Wanker or arsehole." He replied.

"Wanker.." I repeated slowly. "Doesn't that mean... Jesus, nevermind." I laughed.

"Yeah, it does. Anway, what else would you like to know?"

"Umm..." I thought hard. "Dickhead?"

"Knobhead." I found myself laughing so hard as I repeated it slowly.

"I'm sorry, but British swear words make me piss myself." I laughed again.

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A/N - Sawwy for making that chapter a little bit rude, I did some research on this, but I mostly took it from the Conan interview thingy, AHAHA, I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Anyways, tyvm for some support, I really appreciate it, I swear too God.

Aaannddd, the ship name, hannbeat (?? I think, sorry if I got it wrong.)

*drum roll*

GESA WILTERFIELD. HOW PERFECT.

Thank you so much. :)

-Alicia😹

(P.S: *whispers* this is chapter 69;) if you know what i mean)

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