A/N: per-usual, I don't own any of the lyrics or anything lol. Basically, for all y'all Nickelodeon fans, this is basically like that one scene in "Tori and Jades Playdate" from Victorious. :)
Ship requested by: Jeggy4life
TW: alcohol
Narrator POV:
You walk into the club and immediately notice a group of very drunk guys. One of the shortest guys of the group walk over to you and smile. "What's your name, beautiful?" He asks.
You scoff. "No." You say, not caring if you're being rude or not. You will not let a drunk man take advantage of you.
"Can I get your number?" The man asks.
"No."
"Do you want to dance?"
"No."
"You're not like other girls, huh?"
You scoff again. You've heard this a million times. "One second." You tell him and walk over to the DJ booth.
"Can I sing something?" You ask.
"Depends on what you wanna sing?" The DJ responds.
"NO by Meghan Trainor." You tell him. He smiles and hands you a microphone and starts playing the song.
You make eye contact with the man and start singing.
"I think it's so cute and I think it's so sweet
How you let your friends encourage you to try and talk to me
But let me stop you there, oh, before you speak
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
My name is no
My sign is no
My number is no
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
Need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
My name is no
My sign is no
My number is no
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
Need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
First you gonna say you ain't runnin' game, thinkin' I'm believing every word
Call me beautiful, so original, telling me I'm not like other girls
I was in my zone before you came along, now I'm thinking maybe you should go
Blah, blah, blah, blah
I be like nah to the I, to the no, no, no
All my ladies listen up
If that boy ain't giving up
Lick your lips and swing your hips
Girl all you gotta say is
My name is no
My sign is no
My number is no
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
Need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
My name is no
My sign is no
My number is no
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
Need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
Thank you in advance, I don't wanna dance (nope)
I don't need your hands all over me
If I want a man, then I'mma get a man
But it's never my priority
I was in my zone, before you came along, don't want you to take this personal
Blah, blah, blah, I be like nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
All my ladies listen up
If that boy ain't giving up
Lick your lips and swing your hips
Girl all you gotta say is
My name is no
My sign is no
My number is no
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
Need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
My name is no
My sign is no
My number is no
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
Need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
I'm feeling
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feeling
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feeling
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feeling
I'm feeling
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feeling
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feeling
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feeling
All my ladies listen up
If that boy ain't giving up
Lick your lips and swing your hips
Girl all you gotta say is
My name is no
My sign is no
My number is no
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
Need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
My name is no
My sign is no
My number is no
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
Need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
I'm feeling
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feeling
Untouchable, untouchable
I'm feeling
Untouchable, untouchable"
You walk off stage and walk over to the flirty man.
"That was.. um.. cool.." he says, obviously uncomfortable now.
"Thanks." You say and walk away to get your own drink.