So it was just me and my sister home alllllllllllllll daaaayyyy
SO I MADE RICE YAY
But I made way to much... Like... Waaaaay to much......... Yeaaah...
So later I decided to make Rice pudding. YAY
So here I am, on allrecipes.com with a rice pudding recipe and I'm on pintrest and stirring the rice pudding at the same time like a boss and stuff
And then
*dramatic music intensifies*
I realize
The milk
The only milk we have
Is...... Old..........
Go on, cry. I did too. Well actually I didn't but I was really sad.
CAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO EAT THAT DAM RICE PUDDING BUT NOOOOOoooooOOOooooOOOO!!!!
FATE SMACKED ME WITH A FISH AND SAID
"NO RICE PUDDIN' FO YOU HAH"
So yeah
I'm hungry
And sad
Because the milk was old and it was could outside ALL DAY and I had to DUMP THE RICE STUFF IN THE COLD and then it's like so steamy and I made some lame perverted joke about it and laughed to myself and then was like "dam it that's not even a good joke" and then got sad again watching it and went inside and I have started my career as a couch potato
........
*someone whispers* it's that time of the month
SHUDDUP IM GRUMPY AND WANNA GO WATCH MARKIPLIER AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH AND I REALLY REALLY WANT MACARONI SALAD MIXED WITH RICE PUDDING AND CHICKEN