❤︎ 𝘏𝘈𝘡𝘉𝘐𝘕 𝘏𝘖𝘛𝘌𝘓/𝘏𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘜𝘝𝘈 𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘚 𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘍𝘌𝘙𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘌𝘚 ❤︎ ✔︎

You See Them Arguing With Their Rival/Enemy

Little side note: I'm not good at making arguments, I don't like starting drama anyways. So, I'm just going to use dramatic Tik Tok videos.

Alastor: It was to no surprise he was arguing with your brother, Vox. Both of them thought about spying on you and an argument happened.

"Shh!" Alastor tells Vox. Vox glares at him.

"You shush." Vox retorts in a sassy way, Alastor puts his hands on his head in annoyance.

"Ugh, shut up." He demands, you and Lucifer instantly saw them, not being sneaky at all while you supported Lucifer to fix the fan.

"Vox. Why are they touching Lucifer's butt?" Alastor asks angry and jealous at the same time, Vox peaks through his shoulder.

"Oh..That's, kinda gross." Vox rubs his hands together, making a disgusted face which did not help Alastor's jealousy.

"It's not gross, Vox! They are just...FRIENDS! Gosh, sometimes." Alastor rolls his eyes, hesitating at the, 'Friends' part. Vox squints his eyes in annoyance.

"Well, you don't have to be so rude, Alastor!" Vox spits out, Alastor rubs the bridge of his nose.

"You want me to be mean?! You want me to be rude?! I will get my hot chocolate and put it in my mouth and spit it on you! And it will hurt, BECAUSE ITS HOT!" Alastor glares at him, putting his hands on his hips.

"It's not even hot anymore, it's cold." Vox reminds him, remembering they bought it an hour ago. Alastor crosses his arms, getting in Vox' screen.

"Okay, you want to bet?!" Lucifer, whom always has to break the fight up before it gets psychical like he's their Father, turns around with widened eyes.

"That is it, you two. The hot chocolate is cold! UGH!" Lucifer rolls his eyes, you just shake your head in amusement.

Charlie: Of course she was fighting with Helsa. Charlie was eating her burger like it hit her soul while Helsa has her burger in her hands and she was staring at her, thinking she's a freak show.

After a moment, Charlie noticed her stare, "What?" She asks, Helsa blinks twice.

"What the hell are you doing?" She responds, Charlie looks around confused.

"I'm eating my burger." She answers cutely, you then walk in on this, making you face-palm knowing their silently arguing.

"Well, thats good, because for a second I thought you were having a seizure." Helsa tells her like a brat as they exchange looks.

"Well that's just f—ing rude." Charlie glares at her, Helsa does the same. You raise your brows and walk away.

Vaggie: And she's arguing with, drum rolls please~...Angel-Dust.

It was 5 in the morning, only you, Angel, and Alastor were awake. You were helping Alastor bake pancakes while Angel is trying to wake Vaggie up because he had a nightmare.

He slowly opens the door and walks quieter than a burglar.

Angel, being an ass, pokes Vaggie 5 times. After the 5th try, she jumps up, nearly pissing herself.

"Oh my God! Angel, what the f— are you doing, what time is it?!" She exclaims, Angel just stands there.

"Can I wake up?" He asks stupidly, Vaggie deadpans.

"You are awake. You are up." She reminds him, he goes on his knee. You and Alastor hear talking upstairs and go up, only to see Angel and an annoyed Vaggie.

"Can I sleep with you? I had a nightmare.." He asks, Vaggie gives him a blank stare before turning around.

"Get in the bed." She orders, he goes on your side of the bed.

You and Alastor share a confused look before going back.

Angel-Dust: Obviously, he was arguing with Arackniss.

You, Angel, Molly, and Arackniss were driving back to the Hotel.

"Did you know...That babies come from butt-holes?" Angel asks Molly randomly, Arackniss was sitting in the passenger seat as he slowly turns around with a horrified look that his brother would actually tell Molly that.

Angel notices Arackniss' look and mistakes it for disbelief.

"I'm serious. We came from Mom's butt-hole!"

Arackniss shakes his head, rolling his eyes in the process, before playing along, so Angel could shut up.

"Did I come from Mom's butt-hole too?" He asks, regretting it right after saying it.

"No, Arackniss. She's my Mom, Molly and I came out of Mom's butt-hole. Not you." Angel tells him, Arackniss glares at him because he basically said that he's adopted.

He was still wondering who the shit told Angel this crap.

"Then who's butt-hole did I come out of?!" He exclaims, confused.

"Your Mom's butt-hole! You came out of your Mom's butt-hole!" Angel reminds him, Arackniss glares at him harder.

"Arackniss, next time I'm born, can I come out of Mom's butt-hole instead?" Molly asks, you and Arackniss sigh.

"No one..Came out of our Mom's butt-hole, you two." He put his hands on his forehead, rubbing it. You close your eyes in annoyance.

"STOP ARGUING, ARACKNISS, ANGEL!"

Valentino: Alright, I always thought he'd be rivals with Stolas considering their both perverts, like they want to see who's the most flirtiest and hottest.

You and Valentino got home, only to see Stolas sitting on the chair looking guilty.

"What happened?" You asked, Stolas looks up.

"Valentino, I spilled lipstick in your Valentino White Bag." Stolas admits, Valentino's jaw drops as he looks down in his purse only to see lipstick marks.

"YOU SPILLED WAGHAGAYAHAYA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!" He exclaims, you look down in his purse, only to see what Valentino saw.

Vox: And, he's arguing or FIGHTING your brother, Alastor. You, Vox, Alastor, and Valentino went to this breakfast area, only for Alastor and Vox to start fighting.

Vox slammed Alastor on the counter and Alastor mirrored his actions to him, you were trying to calm them down while Valentino was asking for this, "Can I have a waffle?" They continue fighting, "Can I please have a waffle?"

Lucifer: I Have Nothin'...Everyone's To Scared To Fight Him.

Husk: To no surprise, Alastor had an argument with him. Alastor was sitting on one of the bar chairs, "Will you ever find a better woman than Y/N?" Alastor asks annoyed. Husk rolls his eyes.

"Which one is it, Alastor, date Y/N or someone better than Y/N?" He asks, sarcasms laced in his voice.

"If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." Alastor glares at Husk. Husk scoffs at his comment.

"If you were my husband, I'd drink it." Husk informs him silently as he pulls you in his lap, glaring at Alastor.

Welp, that's over, all credit goes to the owners of these ideas. AND THATS ON PERIOD, HAHAHAHAHA!