(TW!) They Mistake You Sitting On The Roof As Attempting Suicide

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Request From: @dekuthecinnamonroll7

I'm Also Replacing The Word Suicide With It/Die Because That Word May Be A Bit Triggering To Some People.




Alastor: It was a cold night in Pentagram City, like usual, and Alastor was looking all over you. He found you sitting in the rooftop, staring into the city lights, making Alastor's eyes widen. He immediately pranced to you, yes he literally pranced like a deer, and began begging for you to not do it, confusing the hell out of you.

"Wha? Al, I'm not trying to kill myself, dumb-ass." - Y/N

"Then why were you sitting on top of the roof?!" - Alastor

"It's called relaxing." - Y/N


Charlie: She'd literally scream at the top of her lungs, startling you.

"Tf? Why'd you scream?!" - Y/N

"Oh, you weren't going to do it?" - Charlie

"...No. Why would I?" - Y/N


Vaggie: She'd grab your arm and push you away, confusing you.

"What?! Why'd you push me like that?!" - Y/N

"You were trying to commit die!" - Vaggie

"Vaggie, no I wasn't. I was sitting there because I was bored." - Y/N

*Vaggie Then Holds Y/N Tightly, Putting Her Chin On Their Shoulder*


Angel-Dust: Nah, he'd actually try joining which would make you pull him back by the scruff of his neck.

"WTF?!" - Y/N

"I thought you were going to do it! So I wanted to join.." - Angel-Dust

"ANGEL! YOU HAVE ME! And I wasn't trying to do it, I was just trying to clear my head." - Y/N



Husk: He would throw his bottle of Booze at you and literally growl.

"My good sir, are you okay?" - Y/N

"Am I okay? ARE YOU OKAY, YOU DUMB-ASS?! YOU WERE TRYING TO DO IT!" - Husk

"You were worried about me?" - Y/N 🥺

"...No, fuck off." - Husk




Valentino: He'd try and hide his worry by wrapping his coat around you, as a way of reassuring you he's here.

"Hey, you brat!" - Y/N :)

*Doesn't Saying Anything, Just Hugs You* - Valentino


Vox: Like Angel, he'd attempt to join in but you yelling out his name would catch his attention.

"VOX!" - Y/N

"WHAT?! YOU WERE TRYING TO DO IT TOO!" - Vox

"DUMB-ASS, I WASN'T TRYING TO DO IT! AND YOU HAVE ALASTOR, VELVET, VALENTINO, ANGEL, CHARLIE, HUSK, AND VAGGIE-" - Y/N

"Alastor's not my friend, I only tolerate Velvet, no one likes Valentino, and Angel's basically a pet." - Vox 🙄

"Arf!" - Angel Appearing Out Of No Where


Velvet: She'd get pissed and pin you to the ground.

"HEY!" - Y/N

"Don't 'hEy!' me! You tried committing die!" - Velvet

"WHY WOULD I DO THAT?! VELVET, WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD?!" - Y/N 😟



Lucifer: He'd grow some common sense and sit beside you, pulling your head in his lap as he pecks your forehead.

"Hi, my King!~" - Y/N ^^

"Hello, my Queen.." - Lucifer


Blue: He'd actually start crying, holding you close to his body as he pleads for you to not do it.

"No-no-no! I'm not going to do it. I'm just sitting here because I'm bored..It's okay, come here.." - Y/N *Holds Blue In Their Arms*

"Hugs Tightly* - Blue




Robo Fizz: He'd be pretty upset as he stomps over to you.

"You're not doing it." - Robo Fizz *Wraps Wires Around Y/N*

"I-" - Y/N

"Stfu, I don't care if you're relaxing. You're still not doing it." - Robo Fizz




Mammon: He'd know you're just sitting up there for the view and would just sit beside you, peppering your neck with kisses. He's not stupid, he'll start thinking that maybe you're just relaxing before jumping to the conclusion about you attempting to do it.

"Hi, Love!" - Y/N

"Hello.." - Mammon




Verosika Mayday: I- this girl would nearly have a heart attack and she'd run over to you like: 🏃‍♀️

"Why tf do you run like a jogger...?" - Y/N

"BECAUSE YOU WERE GOING TO DO IT!" - Verosika

"Babe, you worry too much. I wasn't going to do it." - Y/N

"Whatever, I'm not leaving your side though.." - Verosika




Vortex: He'd kiss your forehead, pulling you in his lap. Like Lucifer, he has common sense and would know wether or not your attempting to do it. And yes, I am, in deed, saying none of them, other than Mammon, Lucifer, and Valentino have common sense.

"Hai, Scar-Eye!" - Y/N

"Hey—I told you to stop calling me that.." - Vortex

"I skipped Obedience Class." - Y/N 😌




Arackniss: He'd literally pick you up and bring you downstairs, while your kicking your feet on his back.

"Wtf was that for?!" - Y/N

"I'm tying you on the couch after what you just did." - Arackniss

"Love, I was just sitting there!" - Y/N

*Ignores* - Arackniss






'Ight, Next Time Up Is If You Tried To Leave Them. AND THAT'S ON PERIOD, HAHAHAHAHA!

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