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They Find Out You Write Fanfics About Them

Requested From: @Obsericity

Our Asses 'Gon Be EXPOSED- *Donkey Wheeze*

Alastor: He'd be amused yet interested in the book, and help you with it. But if you wrote smut about you and him..He'd correct your mistakes (Pretend He's Demisexual). 😏😏

Charlie: She'd be really happy you made a book about her and would be reading it over and over again, she'd even tell you to make more because she loves them! If you wrote smut about you and her, she would be okay with it, yet she'd skip them.

Vaggie: She'd be shocked you actually made a book about her, yet she'd tell you it's probably great! If you wrote smut about you and her, she'd be slightly uncomfortable and tell you to get her consent first before uploading a smut chapter.

Angel-Dust: He'd already knows what the app you used to make a book about him is, he reads books on it anyways. If you wrote smut about you and him, he wouldn't stop teasing you.

Husk: He wouldn't care, but he'd give you support. If you wrote smut about you and him, he still wouldn't care, yet he'd read the smut chapters out of sheer absolute boredom.

Valentino: He'd be surprised yet slightly giddy, he'd be pretty happy you made a book about him. If you wrote smut about you and him, he'd show you the actual feeling.

Vox: He'd pretend he doesn't care, but Velvet would roll her eyes and say he's having backflips in his stomach. If you wrote smut about you and him, he'd have this big-ass grin on his screen.

Velvet: She'd be happy, like really happy, she'd also become hyper. Vox and Valentino have never seen her so damn happy in their entire lives. If you wrote smut about you and her, she'd smirk at you seductively.

Lucifer: His Pride would come out, and he'd feel all high about himself that you wrote a book about him. He'd slowly turn to you in a..Suggestive way if you wrote smut about you and him though.

Blue: He'd be slightly giddy you wrote a book about him, but he'd thank you shyly. If you wrote smut about you and him, he'd start blushing, hiding his face in your hair.

Robo Fizz: He'd hug you so damn tight when he found out you made a book about him and begin praising you, making you a blushing mess. If you wrote smut about you and him, he'd grin and look at you suggestively.

Mammon: He'd be greedy for more books, he'd even let you sell it. For three reasons:

1. Because he thinks they're amazing.

2. Because he's proud of you and he wants the whole world to see it.

& 3. Because he needs more money-

Anyway, if you ever wrote smut about you and him, he'd stare at it for a minute before ordering one of his co-workers to add TimeSkips on the smut parts because he doesn't want anyone seeing it and then his co-worker would leave with a simple nod. Once his co-worker leaves, Mammon turns to you silently, he bends you over his desk and then your imagination can go run wild.

Bonus: Fizz might've walked in on you two and the poor guy was traumatized.

Verosika Mayday: A literal tear sheds from her eye as she hugs you gently because she's so damn proud of you. If you wrote smut about you and her, she'd make a face of approval.

Vortex: He'd praise you and make you feel loved, then he kisses your forehead lovingly. If you wrote smut about you and him, he'd at least be grateful you made him gentle.

Arackniss: Mans would make you feel loved, yet he'd make you at him in offense by saying, "You finally did something useful other than hanging out with my idiot of a brother-" But you know he loves you and ignore what he said, hugging him. If you wrote smut about you and him, he'd just walk out of the room silently without saying shit.

WHEN I WAS FINISHED I BEGAN RUNNING AROUND FOR SOME REASON, AND AIR CAME IN MY EYE AND NOW IT FEELS HOT! IT HUUUURT HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!