Joy America: Hero America. Yellow hair and a yellow version of America's usual outfit. Nuff Said.
Sadness America: This is the serious and depressed America who is super smart but also super depressed and he likes a fancier button-up and slacks in blue.
Anger America: Will gladly relieve your shoulders of your head with his bat. Basically might as well be Allen.
Disgust America: He is super fashionable and super sassy. Will burn you and not ever offer ice to cool that sick burn. He will look down on you and will often be found fixing his green suit.
Fear America: If you see him he is probably hiding under the console screaming about past memories or the newest Ghost that America has seen using his special vision. He will probably only wear a purple tank top and shorts as it's easier to become a ball in loose clothing.
Now, this is a Meeting with the G8 + China and Prussia.
"The Hero is here!!!!" America screamed
"Really Joy, why must we say such nonsense," Sadness asks fixing his glasses
"HAHAHAHA!" Joy just answers
"Oh, England just insulted us again," Disgust said half-heartedly
"I'll show him! READY TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU INSULT A SUPERPOWER!" Anger rolls up his sleeves and takes out his bat
"No, let's just laugh it off," Joy says before doing as he said
"Party pooper" Anger mumbles as he puts his bat away
"We could just nuke 'em," Disgust says just as half-heartedly
"YEAH!" Anger says
"No!" Fear yelped
"I do not think it is wise that we nuke our allies in times of peace. Or anyone for that matter."Sadness says while silently crying because this reminded him of WWII
"OH, Gilbert is here! We should go say hi!" Joy says happily
"I don't see a problem with it," Disgust says while watching the screen.
"Yeah, he's cool," Anger says
"He's not as scary as his brother." Fear says
Sadness decides not to comment as they go through with the meeting. Suddenly, It's their time to present.
"OH NO! WE'RE GONNA MESS UP THE SPEECH AGAIN AND THEY'RE GONNA THINK WE'RE STUPID AND LOOK DOWN ON US BECAUSE PUBLIC SPEAKING IS SUCKY AND SCARY. REALLY, REALLY SCARY AND THEY ALREADY HATE US!!!" Fear shouts curled up in a ball under the consol.
"Would you calm down?" Disgust said looking down at the other emotion
"We could just talk about robots again," Joy says 'helpfully'
"How about we talk about solving violent conflicts in less fortunate countries." Anger says
"How about we actually contribute to the idea of solving the problem instead of talking about robots." Sadness says lowly
"We're just gonna talk about robots again," Joy says already taking control.
"Why do they even need a logical part if we're just gonna talk about stupid things" Sadness grumbles
"Maybe because we are all idiots?" Disgust said nonchalantly
"OH, Boss is calling. Disgust come do the whole fake-pleasantly gig" Joy says and the green emotion starts shifting come controls
"Great, more paperwork. It's not like we have 50+ children and other priorities that need our attention" Anger grumbles
"What if we don't finish in time?!?" Fear shudders
"They won't kill us-" Disgust starts making Fear sag in relief "-Probably" This made fear start shaking again
"Disgust, stop bothering Fear. It's quite annoying" Sadness says
"DON'T WORRY FEAR!! THE HERO WILL SAVE YOU!!!!" Joy says before cartwheeling over to Fear and picking him up like a small child and running away.
"I live with a bunch of idiots" Sadness utters as he leaves to go weep about something.
Anger is on fire somehow and it running around chasing Joy with his bat and is yelling profanities in every language he knows. So, pretty much all of them. Joy is teasing Anger and laughing his ass off.
Fear is curled up in a ball and is shaking enough to cause an earthquake even though they were in America's head.
Disgust is talking to their boss with a fake pleasantry and maybe some lying through the teeth. He apparently has been left alone to control America which is bad. Let's just say that night. America dressed well enough to make Poland jealous.
In the end, all paperwork was done and America went to bed at the ripe hour of 3 in the f*cking morning. Then, Anger almost destroyed the console because someone thought it was a good idea to put him on dream watch.
The End~
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The America/Hetalia one-shot book no one needed nor wanted
FanfictionMight rename it, my book of mistakes. Because many of these are mistakes. I think it's pretty evident. But, mostly I torture America/Alfred in any way I see fit that doesn't spoil my other stories too much and maybe throw in the other countries into...
