princeindigo | i never fucked Chres bc he got a girl but when that's over then i'm first in line
| and the other day i was in his dm's and thought "goddamn this is the perfect time"
imtheplugg | Pause. Whoa.
princeindigo | you leave me on open so
| we had just come from that airport, you know atl traffic how the city slow
| mani was sitting down on big butt but i was still staring at the titties thooooo
| plot twist
imtheplugg | Foh please you're so irrelevant rn
princeindigo | answer my damn question. would you fuck her or not?
imtheplugg | Why we're having this conversation?
princeindigo | bc you're my son. i need to know who, what, when, where, why, how you wanna have sex with her.
| talkin filets with the truffle butter.
imtheplugg | Lmao wait what does truffle butter actually means?
princeindigo | it's some type of gourmet spread that the rich gets but according to urban dictionary, when you fuck a girl's asshole and vagina and you continue to penetrate her and both fluids mix up and... yeah.
imtheplugg | Sure you will be so familiar with that right?!
princeindigo | shut yo sarcastic ass up.
imtheplugg | Suck my sarcastic dick
princeindigo | gladly.
imtheplugg | Nah matter of fact, get off my sarcastic dick.
princeindigo | you still ain't answer my question.
imtheplugg | YES Jacob I wouldn't mind gahdamn. Happy?
princeindigo | wear protection this weekend :)
imtheplugg | Nothing ain't happening this weekend after prom.
princeindigo | you say that now.
imtheplugg | Whatever.
princeindigo | i'm so full and horny. this is not okay.
| i should go over to my ex girlfriend's and penetrate her throat just like she penetrated my car windows.
| but i'm working on my anger rn so i ain't gonna do that
| i don't wanna be known as a rapist either
imtheplugg | My crush is asking why I'm laughing bc of yo ass rn
princeindigo | i love it when she gives me head. i hate it when she gives me headache.
imtheplugg | LMAOOO
| Yo I have a question. It shouldn't be none of my business but the curiosity is kinda killing me.
princeindigo | does it have anything to do with this conversation?
imtheplugg | Yeah.
| You're bi and so far it seems like you're smashing girls. Would you think about reconsidering?
princeindigo | i feel like you asked me some like this once, but since i don't think i'm attracted to guys, maybe or maybe not.
| i think i lied for a little bit.
imtheplugg | Nigga why you lying for?
princeindigo | i think i'm starting to get attracted to this ONE guy, but my feelings get wishy washy so it ain't that much to talk about.
| wait these boys i'm with blasting rise and shine omf this is my shit
imtheplugg | LIKE WE ALWAYS DO AT THIS TIME
| Forever getting turnt when that song plays on 2k. I think it's a natural habit.
| And stop switching the subject.
princeindigo | i told you it's not much to talk about.
| yes, he's cute and all. but he likes someone else, i like someone else; except he's close on being taken bc they're that close. so what there is to say? lol. usually, i don't stress about things like this and i'm not starting now.
imtheplugg | Well damn gimme the name. That's all I wanted to know.
princeindigo | ugh, he got the most adorable name ever. it's pretty unique. i think i'm in love with his name more than him.
| his name's DEEZ NUTS
imtheplugg | Bye.
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