Just Fuckin' Unlucky (Felix x Reader)

War

"WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, ITS LESS DANGEROUS, HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US"

What...the fuck.

This is definitely a way to be woken up.

"Chan I swear to god" the deepest morning voice I have ever heard said from beside me.

I very slowly turn to look at Felix with eyes wide and failed attempt at concealing a laugh with a weird looking smile.

"What?" He said, looking at me with furrowed eyebrows.

"Nothing. Should we do something about the Nirvana? What time is it?" I asked him.

I am so desperately trying not to cackle and I am failing miserably.

"Are you okay? I don't even know what I'd do about the Nirvana. Chan does this sometimes. It's either he's in a good mood, or he's having an existential crisis. Depending on what song plays next will tell us which it is" he said.

Okay I can't take this anymore.

I let out the loudest cackle-giggle laugh known to man. I mean I'm gripping my chest, slapping the bed.

It's turned into those silent laughs after you've been laughing too hard.

"Breathe! What's so funny?!" Felix said. Welp, he's awake now.

"I can't- it's not that funny but-HA" I responded.

I'm seriously trying so hard to stop laughing. It's not going well.

"ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

That....makes me laugh even harder. Maybe the fact that my parents have found me is making me delusional and everything is funny?

"Okay well he's in a good mood. What's going on with you?" He asked me.

It took me a minute to stop laughing so hard. It's now scarce giggles.

"Honestly man I don't know. Do you want to prank Chan?" I said.

"Absolutely. What do you have in mind?" Felix asked, a big grin present on his face.

"Is there anything he doesn't enjoy? Something harmless like a food preference or maybe we could put ice cubes down his shirt. Or put ice cubes in his socks and hold him down to put them on" I said. Okay when you've been a part of prank wars where there's a good prize for the winner you kinda get creative.

"You are so hot right now" he said.

WHAT?

"I meaaannn, those are really good ideas. Maybe we could do all of them? Start a prank war?" He backtracked.

"Oooooo, I've won countless prank wars" I said, ignoring the earlier comment.

"Okay, it's almost lunch time so maybe we could convince him to get burgers and we can sneak pineapples on his. He doesn't like pineapple on burgers" Felix suggested.

"Hell yeah, I'm actually really in the mood for a good burger" I said.

"Bet. Do you want to get ready first or?" He asked.

"Uh, you can go first. I have to shower so I'll take longer" I said and smiled slightly at him.

"Okay, I'll be quick" he said, and basically bunny hopped off the bed to sprint to his bathroom.

*one shower and getting ready sesh later*

*In the living room*

"Hey Chan, can we get burgers today? I reaaaallyyy want one" Felix asked him. Bro even pulled out the puppy eyes.

"Sure why not. You're paying though okay?" He said.