Skullgirls watch Death Battle

Princess Zelda vs Princess Peach

[Wiz: Today, we're pitting two of the most worthless damsels in distress against each other.

Boomstick: If they're not getting kidnapped, they're always nagging at you to do stuff.]

Parasoul sighed and facepalmed. "A ruler should always be able to fight for the sake of their subjects... What good is a princess who is unable to protect their people with their own hand?!"

"That's what I like about you! You take a stand all on your own!" Beowulf cheered.

[Wiz: Princess Zelda, from the realm of Hyrule.

Boomstick: And Princess Peach, of the Mushroom Kingdom.]

"Weird names..." Samson noted.

"And Canopy isn't?" Filia countered.

[Wiz: Being a descendant of the house of Hyrule, Princess Zelda has spent her entire life governing her kingdom. Despite having a king, the majority of royal decisions are actually made by her.]

"Well, maybe her old man checks her work." Nadia said with a shrug.

"Man, politics are a pain." Beowulf grunted.

[Boomstick: Talk about a control freak. And why do they let her get away with it? I mean, she's lost her kingdom to the forces of evil more times than I can count!]

"Perhaps she is a good leader, but a poor warrior." Marie suggested.

"Eh, I don't see why she can't be both." Beowulf replied,

[Wiz: Between being waited on hand and foot, Zelda has spent some time training with her modest arsenal.]

"So she does keep herself up to speed on combat, at least a little." Annie noted.

[Boomstick: Bows, magic, musical instruments. She even has a sword and dagger but has little experience with them.]

"A diverse arsenal... Albeit a very basic one." Eliza said with a smirk.

[Boomstick: Her weapon of choice is the bow, which she wields with deadly accuracy. Plus, she can use her magic to turn an ordinary arrow to the powerful Light Arrow, perfect for killing evil.]

"Is it just me, or are bows kinda becoming the go-to female weapon?" Annie asked.

"In the media perhaps..." Marie mused.

[Wiz: Speaking of which, Zelda is an incredibly potent spellcaster. While most of her magic is for use out of combat, she is more than capable of holding her own. She can teleport with Farore's Wind, shield herself with Nayru's Love, and cast pyrokinetic projectiles with Din's Fire.]

"Rather basic abilities..." Marie mused.

"Human magic is paltry compared to the Trinity's might." Double said.

[Boomstick: Also, she can talk... with dead people.

Wiz: Spirits.

Boomstick: Like Boos?]

"Communication with the deceased... How useful this would be." Valentine mused.

"What kind of childish name for a ghost is 'boos?' Leviathan said incredulously.

[Wiz: Zelda is also the bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom, a testament to her astute mind. This greatly enhances her magical prowess and gives her the power to dispel evil. She is even skilled enough to create long-lasting disguises. She used the guise of Shiek to evade Ganon's tyranny for over seven years.]

"Well, hey, guess she does know how to stay out of trouble." Samson acknowledged.

"Good on her!" Leviathan said approvingly.