Rochester: *staring at you*Y/N: Who the fuck are you?
Rochester: *quietly gets in bed with you as hugs you* :)
Y/N: OK GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE- *Grabs a gun Texas gave you*
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Y/N: Hello!
Gov: I like this one.
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Y/N: D.C, you've been working way too much. You need a break.
D.C: No! I gotta finish this.
Y/N: FLORIDA D.C IS OVERWORKING HIMSELF AGAIN!!
Florida: *jumps in through a window* WHAT-
D.C: *incoherent screeching*
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Ohio: Try it~ *pushes the plate towards you*
Y/N: No. I'm not eating skyline chilly. It sounds illegal.
Ohio: Pleaseeee
Y/N: Nope. Not eating it.
Ohio: We can cuddle after.
Y/N: God... Fucking... Damn it. Fine!
Ohio: :D
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Maryland: So anyway, we-
Y/N: *insert you randomly kissing him here* :)
Mary: *loading computer noises*
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Mass: gimme kiss. >:C
Y/N: Kiss you?
Mass: Yes, please.
Y/N: Ok. *Insert another kiss*
Mass: *Happy Dunkin man noises*
Y/N: :)
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I.D.C: So... Who are you exactly?
Y/N: I'm Y/N, your little brother's friend. :)
I.D.C: God I didn't know D.C could snatch up a hot one.
Y/N: Pardon me?!
I.D.C: I said that out loud--
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Michigan: >:C
Y/N: What happened now?
Michigan: Ohio
Y/N: Wanna hug it out?
Michigan: *slowly nods and holds up his arms*
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N.J: I THREATEN THY WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!! *pulls you into a hug*
Y/N: It's kinda working--
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Detroit: *robbing a bank with the gang* PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG MOTHERFUCKERS!!
One of the bank tellers: O-Ok...
Detroit: I'D ALSO LIKE THAT *Points at you*
Bank teller: What-
Detroit: DID I STUTTER?!
Y/N: OH HELL NO--
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Connecticut: *Hugging you* :)
Y/N: Hun. You have a meeting at the statehouse today.
Connecticut: And? I wanna be with you instead. :)
Y/N: *sighs* Fine.
Connecticut: *Happy Nutmeg noises*
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Maine: *Picks you up* GUYS LOOK AT THIS NEAT PERSON I FOUND!!
Y/N: PUT ME DOWN!! I WANNA NAP--
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Also. This is New York--
BINABASA MO ANG
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)