ABC News: Thank you two for coming here! I wanted to ask how the new football season is doing?
Steelers: I'm going to kill him.
Buffalo: Fuck off ya bitch-*insert Steelers slapping him*
*cue them now fighting*
ABC: CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!!
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Dallas Cowboys: TEXY THERES A COCKROACH RIGHT THERE LOOK!
Houston Texans: *high pitched screaming*
Dallas Cowboys: I was kiddin-
H.T: YOU NEED JESUS!! >:C
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Eagles: Wanna see something stupid?
Falcons: Sure...?
Eagles: *Picks up a mirror*
Falcons: THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!
Eagles: You're stupid for not seeing how great you are :D
Falcons: oh-
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K.C: So...
Green Bay Packers: Shut up hun the adults are talking.
K.C: Ok. :)
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Dallas Cowboys: I'm the best team here clearly-
Buffalo: *yeets a knife at him*
Houston Texans: *Screaming again*
Vikings: YOU'RE SCARING MARSHMELLOW-
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Vikings: You want me to what?!
Dolphins: Take off that hat it smells like shit.
Vikings: DONT TALK ABOUT IZAR LIKE THAT!! >:O
Dolphins: YOU NAMED IT-
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:)
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
