Netherlands: *Breaks down the statehouse door*
Netherlands: MY CHILDREN I HAVE BROUGHT THE MILK BACK FROM MY 300 OR 400 YEAR TRIP TO THE SHOP!! *Holding a carton of milk with a really big smile on his face*
Northeastern brothers: *intense cheering*
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Miami: The hottest pokemon is Mewtwo and I won't be taking any questions.
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Rochester: *Walks into a room* H O U S T O N-
Houston: Uhh-
Miami: *sitting on his lap messing with his hair* Uhhh-
Rochester: Uhhh-
Rochester: Can we put bows in his hair?
Miami: Holy shit you're a genius!! >:D
Houston: I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS--
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Florida: Did you hear about what happened no Candice?
Geo: Didn't she get a squirrel in her pants?
Florida: FUCK YOU RUINED THE JOKE!!
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PA: Son.
Florida: Yes- *Who was caught writing smut again*
PA: We fucking talked about this- HOLY SHIT WHAT IS ALASKA DOING?!
Florida: I-I can't explain.
PA: WHERE DID THE GAG COME FROM?! DAMN-
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*Meanwhile on a stream with Georgia* (Litterally found a stream like this on twitch accidently and have no regrets-)
Geo: Welcome everyone to Ligma university Got 'em-, today we will be talking about the wifu pokemon and which is the most simp worthy. Feel free to bring up anything you want to add at any given time! :)
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Louie: *Accidently found the stream* Shit- where's my note pad?! Wait... DAD-?!
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Kentucky: Soo...
Virginia: ?
Kentucky: I pushed West down the stairs.
Virginia: WHY?!
Kentucky: HE ATE MY LEFTOVER CHICKEN!! >:C
Virginia: THAT'S NOT A GOOD REASON-
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Virginia: Mass? Where's Mass?!
N.C: It was Jersey's turn to watch him.
*The rest of the OG 13 slowly turns their heads to N.J*
N.J: So... We may have lost Massachuesettes.
Everyone else: OH GOD NO-
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Hi-
Bai bai.
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
