Rochester: Hello good sir- *opens Houston's door, ready to bother him*
Houston: *pinning Miami to a wall* .-.
Miami: Uh...
Rochester: Nevermind good sir... *Closes the door*
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Salem: Who the fuck is that *Points at a trash can*
Salem: Oh shit that's me-
Boston: Brother no...
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Savannah: I'm from Georgia!
Random Person: Oh Atlanta?
Savannah: *Dies a little inside*
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Philly: I was the US capital once...
D.C: And what happened?
Philly: *glares at him* No idea...
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Honolulu: *dancing*
Juneau: Sis what are you doing?
Honolulu: A sad dance.
Juneau: Mind if I join you?
Honolulu: Not at all.
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San Antonio: *sleeping*
Houston: *Holding a gun to his head* This is what happens when you take the last pop tart mother fucker-
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Austin: :)
Dallas: SHE'S GETTING DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS-
Austin: NOT FUCKING AGAIN!! WE GET IT, MAN!!
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Columbus: So what happened to big bro?
Atlanta: Well... He was mistaken for living in me for the 100th time. Now he is crying.
Columbus: Wouldn't put it past him. You suck.
Atlanta: Pardon me BITCH-
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Fort Worth: Just a reminder I'm still here guys!!
Austin: Did you hear something?
San Francisco: Nah.
Fort Worth: I'm gonna stab you...
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Las Angeles: These Chicken nuggets are bussing!! :D
San Diego: When am I gonna experience love capable of overpowering the hatred I feel for myself...
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Harrisburg: We're going to your city, today bro. Don't do anything stupid, please...
Philly: I won't stupid.
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Philly & PA: *Throwing rocks at Santa* SUCK IT YA HOE HOE HOE!!
Harrisburg: THIS IS WHY YOU GUYS DONT HOUSE THE GOVERNMENT ANYMORE!!
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Montgomery: Cucumbers are just uncooked pickles...
Atlanta: Why did we agree to a sleepover?
Jacksonville (Mississippi): No idea.
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
