Statehouse stuff again

France visits... Again- (Louie x N.Y)

I like the ship-

Leave me alone

And all French used is from google translate because I can't speak French--

While states chatted around the table waiting for the meeting to begin, Gov for once being late seemed to confuse others. Granted a man who always chastised those who did the same was more hypocritical now than ever. 

"Where do you think he is Louie?" Florida asked, leaning his head on his shoulder. "Probably overslept- Nah... That ain't like him. Maybe he's called it off but we all forgot sha." Florida nodded. 

Suddenly the door swung open. Breaking a southerner out of his comfortable sleep. Georgia groaned a little and slowly opened his eyes. Those same eyes widened in horror. 

"Bonjour à tous!" (Hello everyone!) Announced an all too familiar voice. Louie placed his head on the table. Slightly embarrassed. Why does she always have to make a grand entrance... "Now where's my darling son~!" France cooed. Looking across the long table. 

"Here, mother." He said, sheepishly raising his hand. God... he wanted to just up and die. France grinned and ran past plenty of states and wrapped her arms around him. "Oh mon cher, ça fait si longtemps !! Comment vas-tu!! Dites-moi tout ce qui s'est passé !!" (Oh sweet boy it's been so long!! How are you!! Tell me everything that's been happening!!) She yelled, then beginning to kiss his cheek a lot in the hug. Causing some states, mostly New York, to snicker. 

"Mother... Not now I'm at work. Where's Paris? Shouldn't she be here with you?" 

"She's outside talking to that Gov. I preferred D.C to be quite honest, but I think he and her would have the cutest of babies!! Speaking of kids are you planning on having any more? I know you already have New Orleans and Baton Rouge but-" 

"Mother, if I were to it's because of a lover having them already. I don't plan on personifying more." France pouted but nodded. Soon after Paris, who looked half-dead, and Gov entered the room. "Ms. France. You can't barge in during a me-"

"My dearest apologies Gov, but I haven't seen my son in months and I just had to visit! I missed my little boy~!!" Whined the older woman. She let go of her son and took off his hat. Placing it on her head. "Moth-" 

"Ya know dear. I've always wondered about your choice of fashion. It's so nice and comfy really. Nothing like I've ever seen." Louisiana rolled his eyes. She's probably seen a lot, including his type of clothing. 

Florida watched her kinda perplexed,  yet intrigued. "Hey- Louie. Why is your mom kinda hot..." He whispered, loud enough for Alabama to hear and tumble out of his chair laughing. "EXCUSE MOI QUOI?!" 

"Well... You know she-" 

"Finish that fucking sentence I dare you." The Pelican State threatened, slowly taking out his voodoo doll from his pocket. Florida's chaotic smile formed onto his face, opening his mouth to speak but was interrupted. "Dear, I thought you stopped all that voodoo stuff. You know God is against it." France said. "HE'S NOT RELIGIOUS ANYMORE!!" Louisiana's head turned sharply. "NEW YORK I DIDN'T TELL HER YET!!" 

"So what did your ass not tell her about us either~?" He laughed. "You and he are dating...?" Fuck. Fuck. Fuck...  New York noticed the kinda frightened look on the younger state's face. "Y-You did tell her didn't you?" Louisiana hung his head low in shame. How was he even supposed to get outta this? Sure he should have told but his mother always wanted him to be with a wealthy French man. Not a New Yorker who never sleeps. 

Mass tapped the empire state's shoulder. "Youse guys are dating?! And you didn't even tell me!!"