S.C: Ya ever look at someone and think they aren't gonna die of natural causes.
N.J: What I think every time I look at N.Y
S.C: What is that supposed to mean...?
N.J: N-nothing dear...
S.C: Don't you fucking lie to me--
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Rhode: I have a gun. Ya know what that means! :D
Rhode: *shoots Britain's leg and runs*
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D.C: Hello-
IDC: Yeah, no one can hurt this but me
D.C: Excuse me?
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Texas: You know what time it is Cali...
Cali: Texas no-
Texas: *whos strapped Oklahoma to a bunch of explosives* TEXAS YES!!
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Gov: *walking to a trash can with his computer*
Warsaw: Are you... doing ok?
Gov: *slowly turns his head to him*
Gov: No. *drops the computer in the trash and walks away*
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Wyoming: What do you want.
Geo: Can I have a hug...
Wyoming: Hell no. *walks away*
Geo: ,:C
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D.C: Can I have a hug... Please.
Wyoming: Of course Darl-D.C! :)
Geo: What the fuck-
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Louie: Texas
Texas: Yeah?
Louie: WHERE IS MY SHIRT!!
Texas: *who took it as a dare* I... Dunno.
Louie: I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHERE IS IT OR I'LL- *Takes out his voodoo doll*
Texas: FUCK WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN!!
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N.Y: Alaska how do you get so tall?
Alaska: Built-up aggression and spite needed more space
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Tennessee: Fuck you
Oregon: No fuck you
Flordia: Simple solution, fuck each other-
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YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
