-Meanwhile Mississippi (Flower boy) texting Alabama (Sweet Home Alabama)-
Flower boy: Turn around
Flower boy: No in the other direction
Flower boy: No the other one
Sweet Home Alabama: Dude where the fuck are you
Flower boy: Oh I'm out of town but the thought of you aimlessly spinning around in circles amuses me.
Sweet Home Alabama: Fuck you
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Texas: Something wrong?
Cali: Yes. You're still here.
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Oregon: People who drink tea are gross it's literally fucking leaf water.
New Hampshire: People who drink coffee are pieces of shit. It's unhealthy.
CDC: Well actually its-
New York: You're both wrong.
Oregon: What do you drink energy drinks or something?
N.Y' *giggles* Hot dog water is where it's at.
N.H: What?!
N.Y: I'm downing glizzy juice every morning. :)
Oregon: *fearful crying*
N.H: I'm calling the police...
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Geo: Who got you smiling like that fam?
Mary: Ha- You :)
Geo: Awww~
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Detroit: *eating Pencils*
Flint: What the fuck-
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Cali: *hands Michigan some water bottles* Now keep going blue.
Michigan: Ok. :)
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(More texting lol Georgia: Peach btw)
Sweet Home Alabama: MISSISSIPPI WHERE ARE YOU?!
Flower boy: I'm on a date stop blowing up my god damn phone
Sweet Home Alabama: WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD DO THAT
Peach: I did. Alabama you're grounded stop interrupting the date >:C
Sweet Home Alabama: Fuck
Flower boy: :)
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CDC: What... What... Is that...?
N.Y: Not new cases... Totally not new cases.
CDC: YOU BITCH-
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Kentucky: Alright folks if ya look to your left you can see an amazing human being who is trying his best and is doing a great job *points at D.C*
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Albany: Dad. Where's Staten Island?
N.Y: No idea.
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Staten Island: *on a boat trying to sail all around his land* REEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
