Britain: You'll be back soon you'll see-
Mass: No the hell I won't~~ *dancing away*
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Geo: *breathing*
Kentucky: I simp-
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Alaska: *siting*
Hawaii: Is this seat taken?
Alaska: T-that's my lap...?
Hawaii: I know what I said. *sits down*
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N.J: *Talking to Mary about something*
Rhode: I demand attention and love mother fucker- *aiming a gun at his head*
N.J: O-Ok
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Idaho: There he is-
Cali: *reading*
Idaho: a submissive and breedable looking bitch-
Idaho: *turns around and sees Texas holding a gun to his head* Fuck-
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Geo: Guys.
Mississippi: Yeah?
Geo: Florida is gone.
Alabama: FUCK NOT AGAIN!!
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Florida: *beating the shit out of Kentucky* DONT TOUCH THE CHILD-
Kentucky: *high pitched screaming*
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Ohio: Hai!
Virginia: Shut up.
Ohio: Ok. :)
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Alabama: OHIO NO-
Ohio: *grabbing another bottle of wine* OHIO YES!!
Cali: I'm so proud of him (Ohio) *drinks his own bottle of wine*
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Kentucky: *really drunk* GEO!! COME ON!! TALK TO ME!!
Geo: >:C
Kentucky: *insert really sad drunk noises here* PLEASEEEE!!
Geo: IT'S 1 AM WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE MY HOUSE?! GO HOME!!
Kentucky: BUT I LOVE YOU!!
Geo: GO. HOME.
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Gov: *happily eats a Lunchables uploaded* :)
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Austin: I'm tired.
Gov's 💭: Well then I'll lay with you and cuddle you while you drift to sleep--
Gov: Too fucking bad. I don't know what to tell you.
Pog-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
