FBI: *Wheezing in front of his computer*
National Guard: What the fuck is up with you?
FBI: Y-You know the Z-zodiac Killer?!
National Guard: Yeah...? Who wouldn't?
FBI: H-His name- i-is... GARY!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA-
National Guard: .-. '
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Oklahoma: Pfft- I'm not gay
Florida: Oklahoma you are dating a man
Oklahoma: No clue what you're talking about mate. I'm just an ally.
Florida: But-
Oklahoma: I will tell him.
Florida: Nevermind...
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CDC: *enjoying existence*
Alabama: Ya know Eric and Venom had sex right-
CDC: STOOOOOP!!
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Kentucky: How do we know that Christ Mclean didn't come up with Squid Games?
West Virginia: I- Wait...
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Tenn: Why was applejack low-key kinda hot.
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NATO: Is there no way we can get rid of PETA?
Gov: Not without cause hun
NATO: I have cause. It's because I hate him.
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Ohio: Russia. Why are you so Homophobic?
Russia: I just don't want any of that in the motherland comrade.
Ohio: Then why did Napoleon and the Tsar kiss. And why did Napoleon say "if the Tsar was a woman I would make him my mistress."
Russia: Excuse me-?
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Mass: Kiss me!
Virginia: Stop starting shit with the British.
Mass: Nevermind! ;-;
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:)
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
