Lady Dumitrescu: *breaths*
Geo: *intense bisexual panic*
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*Houston and Miami first meeting was probably like*
Houston: Hello so your Miami? Florida talks a lot about you, nice to meet you! :)
Miami: Nice to meet you too!
Miami's 💭: Holy fucking shit... Choke me, Papi-
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Ala: It's either us. Or the old bay.
Mary: *snatches the old bay, grabs Georgia, and disappears*
Mass: wow-
Del: He didn't even take a moment to think about it ;-;
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Coco: *pointing at the rest of the 4 corners*
Coco: You see this. This is my favorite thing. Forever, in the history of forever.
Coco: I think about them every day. I think about them when I'm about to go to sleep.
Coco: They make me happy. :)
Ari: AWWW-
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D.C: *On the intercom* Texas. This is your conscious but also D.C speaking.
D.C: Please step away from Oklahoma we can't afford any more medical bills.
Texas: *Holding a knife* :C
Oklahoma: WAIT WUT-
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Cali: Time to do what I do best.
Cali: *starts downing ten bottles of wine*
Texas: POPPY NO-
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Tulsa: I will rip out your insides, cook them, and serve them up to my family for a meal. Keep fucking with me.
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D.C: Well... I guess I no longer have to go to therapy the problem seemed to have resolved itself. :)
I.D.C: That's not how-
D.C: I SAID. IT RESOLVED ITSELF-
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Saw this on Reddit. Is it accurate? Idk-
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
