Miami: Aquaman could also be called liquid man.
Houston: Go to bed...
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Poland: Is... This... Common?
D.C: Yeah.
Florida: *jumping off the roof with cardboard wings* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!
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Cali: Life is a sexually transmitted disease
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Nebraska: Isn't butter a loaf of milk?
Coco: Isn't birth certificates just baby receipts?
Nebraska: ...
Coco: ...
Nebraska: Friends?
Coco: Best friends :D
Utah: Oh... oh no...
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Oklahoma: I got this nice cock! Wanna see? :)
Tenn: WhAt-
Oklahoma: *takes out a chicken* What were you thinking?
Tenn: Nothing...
Oklahoma: Oh. Ok :D
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Austin: Guys...
Dallas: What's up big bro?
Austin: I lost my virginity.
Houston: Wow... IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Texas: Ya wanna sit and talk about it?
Austin: I would but my ass still kinda hurts...
San Antonio: ¿Espera lo que? (Google said it means: Wait what?)
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S.C: *teaching his kids about politics* What would everyone like for dinner?
The cities: Pizza!!
S.C: Ok, I'll make tacos because y'all don't live in a swing state--
Charleston: DAMN YOU, POLITICIANS!!
S.C: :)
:D
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
