~Toledo war in a nutshell~
Toledo: *exists*
Michigan: *happy that he gets Toledo since the map change*
Ohio: Mine
Michigan: HEY HEY THAT'S MINE IT SAYS SO ON THE MAP!!
Ohio: THE MAP WAS WRONG SO IM TAKING IT!!
Michigan: NO IT'S STILL MINE!!
Ohio: *grabs Toledo* FUCK OFF IT'S MINE
Michigan: NO GIVE IT BACK *Takes out a knife*
D.C: MICHIGAN LET OHIO HAVE THE SHIT
Michigan: B-BUT THE MAP-
D.C: JUST DO IT!!
Mass: NO HE'S RIGHT OHIO DROP THE CITY!
Ohio: NO!
D.C: MICHIGAN DO IT OR NO STATEHOOD!!
Michigan: FINE! *sniff* I hate it here... ;p;
D.C: Here you can have this bit of Wisconsin instead
Michigan: Ok... >:C
Indiana: *happily stands off in the distance after becoming a state* :)
Wisconsin: *Crying* Guys what the fuck-
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Texas: Fuck- The grill isn't working ;-;
Alaska: *grabs Arizona* I HAVE AN IDEA!!
Arizona: NO-
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Alabama: *Wearing a blue and green shirt* :)
Some random person: OH MY GOD DNF-
Alabama: *literally about to cry* WHO IS THATTTTTT?!
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Hawaii: What are you going to be for Halloween California? :D
Cali: A corpse. Hopefully.
Hawaii: What-
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Oklahoma: I'm not gay Texas. That's weird.
Texas: THEN WHY HAVE YOU AND FUCKING ARKANSAS BEEN SO CLOSE?!
Oklahoma: Because... He's my friend...? You ok there hun?
Texas: No...
Arkansas: *Runs up to Oklahoma and hugs him* Hello dear!! :D
Oklahoma: Hello love! :D
Texas: -. _ -.
Texas: I will end you both-
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Penn: I have a question. For god.
Penn: WHY DOES RHODE ISLAND EXIST?!
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Geo: .-.
Louie: .-.
Florida: *who was yet again caught writing some dirty fanfics*
Louie: Father I'm scared-
Geo: I know son *hugs him*
Florida: Sorry guys... ;p; '
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District: The shipping institute would like you to find the difference between these two pictures *Shows Florida pics of Cali &Texas fighting and Oregon & Tennessee fighting*
Florida: They are the same picture.
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Cali: You're good with computers right?
Dallas: I mean... I think so.
Cali: Can you Ctrl Alt delete me from this world?
Dallas: No-
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
