Georgia: Well Ala I just think it's high time you found yourself a girlfriend. Or boyfriend. ;)
Alabama, internally: How did he know I was gay..? WHAT THE FUCK- I DIDN'T COME OUT YET?!
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Miami: Everyone's been asking me what my sexual preference is. Bitch. I'm just sexual. I have issues, that I transferred into sexual shit. I will fuck you like I hate you. Then kiss you and tell you I love you.
Houston: Honey. I just asked what you wanted for breakfast-
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*Texting with New York*
Random number: Hey we have your child, Albany.
N.Y: What are your demands?
Random Number: Are you out of your mind?! The daycare's closing soon, come get her now!
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N.Y: Dave just fucking died
Mass: Who's Dave?
N.Y: The dumbass we had in our basement.
Mass: Oh.
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Mass: Cheeeeeese caaake 🤤🤤
N.Y: Cheeeeeese caaake 🤤🤤
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*Random Florida text*
Florida:
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Florida: Fucker looks badass don't he?
Random Number: I was your Uber driver like three months ago please leave me alone...
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Emma: IDC. Look at me.
IDC: *hesitantly looks down at her*
Emma: STOP EATING ALL OF OUR CEREAL!! THAT CAN NOT BE YOUR EVERY MEAL!!
